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“Tender Wings of Desire”

“What a total piece of shit.Popeye’s, if you’re listening, I’ll do a for-hire romance novel based on…well, Popeye? Is that where your chicken restaurants get

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“The History of Love”

“Well…here’s the thing, the writing is absolutely wonderful. It’s really great stuff. But the story is harder to follow than my non-signaling, weaving uncle is

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“Bad Feminist”

“Well…I gave up. I bought the audio for 30-some dollars and figured it might be a great listen. But I find myself dreading listening. Part

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“Cryptid Club”

“What a delight! Although I feel bad for poor Bigfoot.You know what I don’t like? That new cryptids, like Slenderman, have a known creator. That’s

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“The Stand”

“What a fantastic book. I’m so disappointed in myself that I’m only getting to King in my mid-30’s, but I’m making up for lost time.

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“Toy Cemetery”

“What a great, big pile of shit! Let’s be clear, I fully expected a great, big pile of shit. I read it for that specific

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“The Mysteries”

“Well, I’ve seen some…interesting takes on this. I think mine has some to do with creativity. I do think we have traded curiosity and exploration

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“The Nutty Joke Book”

“Well, probably the worst joke book ever.“What’s Yellow and Lights Up?” is not a joke when the answer is “An electric peanut.” Another favorite?“What’s Yellow

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“The Living Dead”

“Well, the first story was great! It was more World War Z than Night of the Living Dead. Or, perhaps more accurately, Land of the

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“The Spider King”

“Vikings V. Aliens. I just read this: “Viking teeth were often subject to a great deal of wear, which is largely attributed to their diet.

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“The Multiversity”

“Wait…what? That’s my two-word (and four punctuation marks) review of Multiversity. Grant Morrison definitely doesn’t care whether readers follow the thread sometimes. And that’s cool.

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