“The Nutty Joke Book”

“Well, probably the worst joke book ever.
“What’s Yellow and Lights Up?” is not a joke when the answer is “An electric peanut.”

Another favorite?
“What’s Yellow and hides in caves?”
“A peanut that owes money.”

Guys, how is that a joke? And would you like to know how I’m sure it’s not a joke? Because I can do it. Ready?
“What do you get when you fill a shell with urine?”
“A peanut!”

That’s just as good, and I’m an idiot.”