Well, the day of the week is, I assume, accurate. One star already, from the jump.

Dr. Frankenstein II? Is that how you get Roman numerals on your name?

Brimstone, check. Fire, less check.

Get a load of dem Arealas, eh? EHHHHH!?

A+ last name, C- first name, creativity-wise. C for Creativity! Look how clever I am!

Vampires, blood, and evil dictators. This really DOES have it all.

Is it a CRIME to write a CRIME comic with no real CRIME in it?

I JUST got the pun here. Zombie? Bit? BIT? Bit as in an amount of data. BIT as in the past-tense of “bite.” Wow. I’m

Tuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dink dink dink dink

I guess they’re pretty grim. More grim than Grimm, in my estimation. As a professional of grim. And, to a lesser extent, grime. Don’t get

The Tome of Cursed Comics

We continue down the road of Dean and Rog. Which was a mistake.