“Hardcore Gaming 101 Presents: Castlevania (Color Edition)”

“Well, it’s a pretty damn thorough book about Castlevania. I don’t know what to say about it other than it delivers exactly what it promises. Could’ve used larger images. I’m an old. Oh, also, there used to be that kid in the Gamepro ratings who was like asleep for a 1, bored for a 2, smiling for a three, really excited for a 4, and his hair was exploding off his head for a 5. I looked like that 4 kid while reading this. Except I was on the shitter. That kid may or may not be on the shitter. It’s hard to say. He’s just a head. “