
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 528
The Land and its People by David Sedaris, Mild Card, and more. Just a little more. Not, like, LOADS more, but more than just the

The Land and its People by David Sedaris, Mild Card, and more. Just a little more. Not, like, LOADS more, but more than just the

Let’s check out MAD About DC by personal hero Chip Zdarsky! Which results in calling a SAXaphone line.

Journey with me on my health journey. That’s what the doctor’s office called it, or maybe the online portal, or maybe a folder of crap


We take a break from that nerdy book shit to run a train on some questions.


We start in on a self-pub trash book to end all self-pub trash books. Or, maybe, to BEGIN all self-pub trash books!


Today we cover Vermis by Plastiboo and continue to uncover the horrors of my butthole PLUS a high school musical!

We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.




It’s time for Rhetoric Society Quarterly. Nobody else online is delivering you THIS kind of content.


My old nemesis, New York Times, returns for Turkey Day.



C’mon, the Arising. Like that Bruce Springsteen song?


#horror. I don’t understand why or how this all happened.

Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.


What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3





There are so many movies with the same title that this could’ve been, but it wasn’t those, it was this.

Well there’s no way around it, this movie is called Toxic Retards. So there’s that.
Occult Bolshevism. The Bolshevism part maybe doesn’t translate. Or possibly translates perfectly and I’m too dumb to understand it.



Disciple of Death, which is some kind of dracula.


Saying I was Lukewarm on this one would be generous.








Yesterday we had pale faces. Today the faces are Midnight Faces!

Those faces certainly are pale. They PALE in comparison to the less pale faces. If I had a pail for every face…




Not a friend of restaurants. Not on the texty level, anyway.

Let’s have a Disney Afternoon together. Maybe go to a prom. Find out who Vanessa Hudgens is.