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This is how every goddamn how-to-draw book works: 1. Start out with balls. Not those kind of balls. You have to start with body balls,

  “TTYL; TTFN; L8R, G8R (series), by Lauren Myracle Reasons: Nudity, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group, Drugs I don’t mean to be

Dear Publisher, I received your original design for the Rilke book. Just made a few mockups while still keeping the original design fresh in my

I just wanted to share a couple of things from some Star Wars comics that I find totally inappropriate.  If this is too nerdy for

-Stick to cardboard.  The black on brown really screams, I’m not having money! -Font is key.  The straighter and neater your letters are, the less

To get to the other side.

Dear People Who Own Places, I just want to say what a great job you are doing running things over where you are.  The walls

1.  Name 2. Circle the name of person who was biggest the dick in high school:       Kyle       Greg 3.  Write in the name of a

Can I just point out a few things that I hope would come up before this?  How can this be searched so often that it

1.  Leave work at library. 2.  Drive downtown. 3.  Suddenly need to shit. 4.  As urgency increases drastically, elect to stop at bowling alley. 5. 

-Why did you make me draw the Amazon river when I don’t even know where Korea is? -How come I can figure the area under

Question 1: Do you prefer music that is: A.) Classical in the over-exciting, grating way B.) 80’s Keyboard Heavy C.) Depressing in that you remember

Dear the Internet, First, thank you for the wide selection of pornography.  It is wonderful, and it makes me feel very fortunate when I think

-Eatability -Presence in my stomach -Filled with money?