Question 1:
Do you prefer music that is:
A.) Classical in the over-exciting, grating way
B.) 80’s Keyboard Heavy
C.) Depressing in that you remember when it was “the shit”
Question 2:
Do You Most Often Listen to Music:
A.) On a stereo
B.) With Headphones
C.) Projected through the low quality speaker of your telephone
Question 3:
When the Music Ends, Do You Feel:
A.) Relieved as you will now be helped
B.) Relieved just because it’s over
C.) Slightly more like pulling the shotgun barrel away from your lips
Question 4:
Would You Rate Your Past Musical Hold Experiences As:
A.) Concert-esque
B.) Car Radio-like
C.) Reminiscent of the original Black and White Gameboy at maximum volume held up to your head
Question 5:
In Your Opinion, Hold Music is a Tool That:
A.) Helps pass the hold time
B.) Fills the void of silence because god forbid you spend one quiet moment without the Pretenders
C.) Could be used to force hostage-takers to leave a building
Question 6:
Fuck you:
A.) Hard
B.) So Hard
C.) With World Café Music in the background