As @josie2myfriends says (in the medium of t-shirt) leave room for adventures. He’s got some other v cool shirts related to nature and pooping in nature.
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You might remember a few months back I asked if you’d rather read a story about a haunted Where’s Waldo? or a beauty treatment face melt. You spoke, I obliged. https://amzn.to/3iWIuLi
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 458
A short story about a short story, then the short story.
Well, earlier in the month I was a capitalistic pig because I wrote that Amazon has some upsides. Now I’m too woke because I wrote about how most trump parodies were wastes of time. In a week I’ve got one coming about how an offensive book isn’t necessarily a bad book, so I guess I’ll be ousted from wokedom again. Oh well. I guess the only thing for it is to enjoy a smug sense of superiority this week, then enjoy my outsider status as a regressive buffoon next week. What a ride!
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 457
We fix the national league of football. Did you know a league isn’t a measure of depth, but distance? We fix the national distance of
Sure, you’ve got shirts. I got a @tat2edsage shirt, though.
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I can only assume that the use of Gotham Rounded in place of Google Sans on only one of these titles is a technical glitch due to one title’s dominance and crashing of servers.
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 456
There is a timing you could start this at so the disappointment in the episode kicks in right at midnight!
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 455
Where we look back at 10 years and also give some really bad advice on gaming the helpful snowman system.
The Riskiest Gift
My girlfriend doesn’t really follow me online, so I feel confident making announcements here. Don’t worry, this isn’t like a “thing.” I think a day
The Last 5 LitReactor Columns
I write columns at LitReactor. I’m a columNist (you can tell a true columnist because they hit that N, just a little, when they say
So Proud to Be Part of This
Wow. Okay, I’ve been pretty cryptic about it up to now for obvious reasons. But I’m so proud to be part of the vast expansion
AMAZING SPIDER WEB CAST ISSUE 020
A scorpion and a real bro! Brother. Bropion.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 453
I’m being stalked by a lady in Arizona. A GOVERNMENT lady!
Podoween October 13 2020
We go south of the border to try some candy. “Candy?” Candy.
Podoween October 12 2020
A shortie about how to keep it short when you just can’t take another goddamn trip to Candyland.
Podoween October 11 2020
The real monsters isn’t us. It’s the poops we cause in innocent children.
Podoween 2020 October 04
Step right up. Is that the carnival or the circus? Eh, who cares…
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 450
The hottest episode yet. In a very literal way.
Philip K. Dick: A Comics Biography by Laurent Queyssi, Maura Marchesi (Artist)
This one is just too disjointed. Little snippets from Dick’s life. It would seem he had some mental health issues, although a lot of that
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 448
A proud moment where a mom leaves the nest.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 447
As requested, the Swifties converge on the helpful snowfort.
Twitter Wisdom: Black Cat Adoption
I like kitties. A lot. I definitely have that brain parasite that makes you like cats, and I have enough of it that I’m 100%
Twitter Wisdom: The Cheap Boner
Are you a little tired of some of the stuff you’ve seen on Twitter? Stuff that’s probably not true? I’m all for the democratization of
Oh, Harper’s Letter
Didja read this letter in Harper’s? Wanna talk about it? Read it first. Seriously, please read it. Then we’ll have a dialog. I want to
Book Review: Providence by Max Barry
Space, man. And spacemen. And spacewomen. Astronauts, I guess. Are they still astronauts if they’re going out to space to kill stuff? Seems like the
My Perfect Recipe for Perfect Summer Lemonade Every Time
It’s summer, and that means it’s time for everyone’s favorite drink! And also it’s time for lemonade! Lemonade is something I have a personal connection
Book Review: Dog Years by Mark Doty
As someone who is not really a dog person, a dog book is a tough sell for me. I don’t want to say that I
Book Review: Clownfellas by Carlton Mellick III
Carlton Mellick III introduced most readers to bizarro decades ago, and he’s one of the few who’s still carrying the torch. It seems like a
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 444
We’re back and we completely missed the opportunity to do something special for 444, the last time we’ll have a matching triple digit for awhile.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 441
You don’t want my poetry? Fine. I’ll share it with the listeners.
Ways to Spend Your Money Bucks!
Did you get a stimulation check? Me too! Why? Who gives a fuck! Don’t ask why a $20 is laying on the sidewalk. Is that
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 440
We made some lists and read them once and they are naughty and nice.
Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 019
Spidey is back and beating the living life out of people. Seriously. Is that dude dead?
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 439
Poonie and Pete watched Justice League. Unfortunately, they watched it like 3 weeks ago. And struggle to recall.
Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 018
Fool you! We’re back in just a short week or whatever with a depressed Peter Parker, ailing Aunt May, and gleeful JJJ.
Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 017
We are back! Enjoy this episode, and we’ll see you in another year for issue 18!
Let’s Talk Sense About Reply All
Howdy! If you’re here, it’s probably because someone sent you here, probably because you’re using Reply All incorrectly. DO NOT BE MAD AT THIS PERSON.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 437
In this thrilling episode we try to dissect the cost structure of 24 hour fitness.
If Bartenders Worked Like Budtenders
Thanks for coming in, and thanks for observing the ridiculously long distance you have to stay from the bar before you can order. I know
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 436
This isn’t even really radio. There’s nothing radio about it.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 435
At this point I’ve probably surpassed most of my favorite shows in episodes. Which is weird. Because not in success or good-at-ness. Just quantity. But
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 434
I really think these arts are important. To no one but me! See how I turned it around there? Every time I turn around. I
Pete’s summary of the 10 minutes of the democratic debate he saw while he was on the treadmill and there was no sound
Okay, um, Elizabeth Warren was in the middle of calling someone racist for something. I’m not sure what it was or who, so I kinda
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 433
Driving is the worst thing for humankind. Just throwing it out there.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 432
Really, I’m sure no one is looking at the album arts. Which is a metaphor for this entire endeavor. Times 431.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 431
Have you seen the album arts I’ve been doing for these? Some of my best work. Very art-tistic.
Pete’s Sick Advice
I’m sick. AF. It’s not my first time. I tend to get a “death cold,” as it’s been dubbed by a friend, a couple times
Grab a Beer (or whatever) with Warren
Pete: Wow, I can’t believe I’m really here, in a bar with Elizabeth Warren! Elizabeth Warren: It’s an exciting time for all of us, Pete.
Free Kindle Copy
I don’t think I even announced this thing is for sale here because I’m an idiot. Dear Runaway, previously known as Pete’s Unsent Love Letters,
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 425
We talk Gears of War, guns, cats, embarrassing moments and tactical considerations. Probably our most testosterone-y episode yet! At least until you figure out we’re
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 423
A podcast about…academic dishonesty? THIS is how we’re gonna get huge!
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 421
Conservative talk, just like you expect from us regularly. Nothing weird going on here.