The original Hot Girl Summer
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CORRECT ANSWER: the left side of the face is generally rated as more attractive for most people and may have better response to the emotional parts of the brain. So the obvious answer is to cover the right side and have a #HotGirlHalloween
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Rare photo of the Death of Local News and its EMBARRASSING schlong.
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Everyone was telling me that it’s weird because wearing a mask or not doesn’t signify your stance on this shit anymore. Voila. I’ve solved your problem. You can buy these on redbubble. Mine is on its way, and I’ll let you know whether or not it looks like ass.
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Hypothetical: You are tasked with making a Phantom of the Opera mask. You cannot recall whether it should cover the left or right half of the face. After researching, you find that all scholars and adaptations are a 50/50 split, left or right. Even the original text is inconsistent. Which side do you make your mask for and how do you arrive at this decision?
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Hey, up YOUR cup, buddy!
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When your “anarchist” publisher puts out short books at $50 a pop…
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I mean…mine apparently is.
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What da heck? Kindle Vella?
In the newest at Litreactor, we go over Kindle Vella. Is it legit? Is this Jeff Bezos’ scheme for quick cash so he can go
This one needs more love, y’all. Also, if I bought a URL to be more litreactor than @litreactor, would the right one be LitReactor-er, litreactorer, or LitReactorReactor?
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Ugh, only took a year to ship!
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Today on litreactor: me and John Swartzwelder ride again.
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Bruce Wayne Being a Billionaire Is Not Immoral
Today Bruce Wayne is trending on Twitter. Lots of folks are making the very unoriginal point that Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, and that he’s
@jaceycockrobin is living the dream! Posted @withregram • @jaceycockrobin Yooo! Kanye West-Reanimator was featured on The Last Drive In! This is nuts!!! #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 467
This one actually has a file attached. You’ll probably wish it didn’t.
Posted @withregram • @robwhart1 Psst if you go to io9 dot com you can find the cover and an excerpt of THE PARADOX HOTEL… @io9dotcom #bookstagram
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When they say the spice is life, pretty sure this is the spice they’re talking about.
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 466
We get re-scouted in here. Now with actual link!
Ridiculous Number of Ridiculous Books Free This Weekend
This weekend is Mother’s Day. If you are like me, you never know what to get your mom for Mother’s Day. If she tells you
Charles Entertainment Cheese.
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Get yours today. Link on internet somewhere. Not sure.
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Turns out you can 100% write some shit on a potato and mail it. Please use this information.
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 465
Crock pots and I’m quoted in an academic paper.
Apparel club part next part: the best worst review a piece of my writing has ever received.
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Kind of about writing, kind of about my favorite coach. Posted @withregram • @litreactor Today on LitReactor 🔥 dot com: Bad writers make good mentors.
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Apparel club part 4: Tums Festival. If you don’t know what to do with your face in a picture, just read your own tshirt out loud. #rlm #redlettermedia #richevans #tumsfestival #cameronmitchell
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Apparel Club part 3: Pete’s Dill Doughs. Locations: Bangor, Bell End, Cape Disappointment, Cockburn Island, Goofy Ridge, Jim Thorpe, Lick Fork, Manley Hot Springs, Oatmeal, Pickle Gap, and who could forget Wookey Hole.
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Part two of my apparel collection: The John.
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 464
We give the ol’ crotch pot one last go. Two last, technically. Why do you always give me a hard time about the details? Are
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 463
We learn about Johnsons big and small. Mostly big. Also huge buhginas.
Now available: my wendys order. In tshirt form.
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#redlettermedia #richevans #tumsfestival
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Nudes
In the comics world we talk a lot about the disparity between costumes of men and women. Men get full coverage, women don’t cover most
I made him in my own image.
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Something I didn’t expect is that when the surgery was done, even after the infection cleared, it wasn’t back to business as usual. And I don’t even mean that in reference to COVID. I mean, when you go to bed every night and watch to make sure the person next to you is still breathing, and you’ve got a surgery date in mind, and after that date you’ll maybe sleep next to your loved one again, maybe you’ll sleep next to them and they’ll have severe disabilities, or maybe you’ll never see them again, that feeling, all that weight, it doesn’t just go away. You don’t just wake up feeling pretty good once things are medically stable. You don’t wake up feeling pretty good months after that. Maybe you never wake up feeling pretty good again. I don’t know. I’m still waiting. Latest column over at @litreactor
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This little tripod boy was laying in the middle of the road. Perhaps this explains where his other leg went.
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So apparently people who buy my books buy their books. Seems like good company. Nonsensical, but good.
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Not sure if I ever used this code, but I’ve got the album. Someone interested give it a whirl!
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“Natural Selection” by Dan Frazier
If you like what I do, you’ll love what Dan does. Dan’s story “Natural Selection” was featured on The Other Stories podcast, which means you
Okay, you cleared the bar and a copy was purchased, so the Dear Runaway eBook will be free starting Friday. Get it wherever fine books are sold. So long as it’s Amazon.
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Let’s make a deal: if I sell ONE physical copy of this book in the next 24 hours, I’ll make the eBook free for 24 hours. MarksGetSetGo
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Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 021
The beetle doesn’t care about your stupid laws!
I helped the library come up with some merch ideas. I’m particularly proud of this one.
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 459
How much does google goggles know about me?
As @josie2myfriends says (in the medium of t-shirt) leave room for adventures. He’s got some other v cool shirts related to nature and pooping in nature.
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You might remember a few months back I asked if you’d rather read a story about a haunted Where’s Waldo? or a beauty treatment face melt. You spoke, I obliged. https://amzn.to/3iWIuLi
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 458
A short story about a short story, then the short story.
Well, earlier in the month I was a capitalistic pig because I wrote that Amazon has some upsides. Now I’m too woke because I wrote about how most trump parodies were wastes of time. In a week I’ve got one coming about how an offensive book isn’t necessarily a bad book, so I guess I’ll be ousted from wokedom again. Oh well. I guess the only thing for it is to enjoy a smug sense of superiority this week, then enjoy my outsider status as a regressive buffoon next week. What a ride!
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Helpful Snowman Radio ep 457
We fix the national league of football. Did you know a league isn’t a measure of depth, but distance? We fix the national distance of
Sure, you’ve got shirts. I got a @tat2edsage shirt, though.
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I can only assume that the use of Gotham Rounded in place of Google Sans on only one of these titles is a technical glitch due to one title’s dominance and crashing of servers.
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Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 456
There is a timing you could start this at so the disappointment in the episode kicks in right at midnight!
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 455
Where we look back at 10 years and also give some really bad advice on gaming the helpful snowman system.
The Riskiest Gift
My girlfriend doesn’t really follow me online, so I feel confident making announcements here. Don’t worry, this isn’t like a “thing.” I think a day