





Podoween 2019 pt. 14
The thrilling conclusion! Coming out only a couple hours later because, you know, otherwise it’d be weird.














Helpful Snowman Radio ep 418
We explore one of them poplar poodcasts.

Helpful Snowman Radio ep 417
A revelation. Don’t get excited. It’s more spiritual journey nonsense, not a revelation that anyone should be interested in.


Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 016
It’s been a minute, but we’re back! Imagine the worst thing you could do for your blind friend. The most worthless activity you can conceive









More on Kathleen Hale
After the long-ass review, I decided to see what other people were saying about the book on Goodreads. I found some hilarious stuff. For starters,

Pete’s Movie Reviews: Marvel from Start to Finish: Captain America 1944
To do the world a favor, I’m reviewing all the Marvel film properties. Because NOBODY HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE! Technically, I suppose I should

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 406
Another episode. They just keep coming somehow.

Kathleen Hale is a Crazy Stalker: I READ IT AND HAVE THOUGHTS
I ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK! In case you’re curious to read a review by someone who actually read it and knows what is contained within



Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 403
A show in pieces about a thing that has a lot of pieces. This is the article I was talking about, in case you’re interested


Pete’s Movie Reviews: King Kong: King of Island Of Skulls And All Who Live There
Here’s a first installment of Pete’s Movie Reviews, the reviews in which I talk about movies using my own invented scale: How many minutes should


Helpful Snowman Radio ep 400 pt. 3
with a boatload of phone guests. the gang is all here.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 400 pt 2
part 2. with friend of the show matt! since his first appearance in like forever.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 400 pt. 1
we get it started. in here. with Poonmaster!

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 399
Hot off of episode 400, assuming you can be hot off something before it happens.


Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 397
The continuation. I play myself off EVEN MORE in this one. It’s my new favorite joke. Expect a lot of it.
The Definitive Daddy/Daughter Dances Post
A fried tweeted me a story: It should be noted that this story originated in the “Am I The Asshole?” Reddit, which is a new

Book Review: Bret Easton Ellis’ ‘White’
Despite its provocative title and author, White is not an in-your-face screed. It’s not an angry book, and the title is a joke, it seems.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 396
I play myself off with the music at the end. Get excited.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep. 395
The oldest man in the world checks out the Coachella “lineup”
Not Takes: The Thing That Really Bothered Me About ‘Get Out’
Last week I watched Jordan Peele’s Get Out. The movie about…y’know I probably don’t need to tell you. I’m so far behind on movies that

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 394
The debut of our newest offering: Poonie & Pete!

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 393
An overly long and underly exciting retrospective of comic book movies.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 392
Trains, trains, and mostly bitching about trains.


Amazing Spider Web Cast Annual 1
We made it to annual 1! It only took us MUCH longer than it took to make the actual books!

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 390
What are we gonna do for ep 400? Ideas? Thoughts? PLANS? We need a plan. And quick. Well, 10 weeks quick.


Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 388
A very MOVING podcast. Long distance post mortem even though the mortem isn’t post. Or something. Latin? Not my speed.



Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 385
The whole freakin’ system is out of order!

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 384
What do foreign visitors think of America? This sounds a lot more serious and This-American-Life-y than it is. Trust me.

Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 015
Kraven. Kraven THE HUNTER. In case you were confusing him with a different Kraven.
The Heist: Pt 1
The first key to being part of a heist is to show that you’ve got a special skill. There are guys who can sit on

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 383
Does the word MASSIVE mean anything to you? In all caps?



Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 014
Green Goblin and his giant metal…thing.




A Letter From Your Co-Ed Recreation League
Dear Rec Volleyball Team Captains, As you know, we’ve been very lenient when it comes to team names. Because this is an adult league, oriented
Goodreads Choice
The Goodreads Awards have been announced, so we can all sleep well tonight knowing that another arbitrary award has been granted to a bunch of


Pete’s Exhaustive Review of Modelland SALE!
It’s Black Friday! Or small business Saturday! Or it’s Sunday. And Sunday is awful. Whatever day it is, the good news is that Pete’s Exhaustive Review


Column Catch-Up
I know it’s inconvenient to wade through the entire internet to read my stuff. It’s like when I go to the comic store and I’m

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 376
Goodbye to Stan, praise for Chip, a bus driver, a beret-wearer, and some Franzen.

Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 375
We are back! To regular. And in the house. COLUMBIA House.

Podoween 2018 ep. 30
Better late than never? We had an internet outage that resulted in a late posting of this one. But here it is, a not-overly-respectful discussion









Movie Review: Wish Upon
If you like to laugh at some pretty bad horror movies but you just can’t stand stuff that’s poorly shot or that has terrible audio,






