“Army of Darkness”
“I started watching this every year in Ash Wednesday to celebrate a holiday I’ve never understood. I’m really making it my own, you know? Which
“Demolition Man”
“I’m now faced with a problem because I gave other movies 5 stars and now realize that this puts them on par with Demolition Man.
“Candyman: Day of the Dead”
“Well, if what you wanted from a Candyman sequel was a Baywatch babe you sort of get that, but not really. I mean, if you’re
“Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh”
“It’s the best Candyman other than Candyman. Which makes it a 2.”
“Candyman”
“Messages about art, exploitation, gentrification, and police brutality are all here, but they pull away attention from each other instead of working together to make
“No One Gets Out Alive”
“This is one of those what’s in the box? horror movies where you find out what’s in the box so late in the movie that
“The Bob’s Burgers Movie”
“The songs could’ve been stupider. What I mean is, in the show, musical numbers often pop up from things that don’t seem like they’d warrant
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 468b
eBay travails and a story about pathetic book marketing.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 469b
Some advice for dentists. GOOD advice that you JUST CANNOT TAKE.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 470b
You got a problem, I RESOLVE it. Well, resolve to resolve it this year.
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 472b
It is my duty, after all. Ed Sardella told me so.
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 473b
A chaotic pen, merchmas, and, well, das all.
Podoween 2023 ep 31
We end with a bang, well, almost a bang before being interrupted by a werewolf.
Podoween 2023 ep 30
Roseanne has her worst nightmare. Before she entered politics.
Podoween 2023 pt 24
Garfield brings the scares and a possible ex-wife slam.
Podoween 2023 ep 19
Witches get a message to calm down. Yeah, that doesn’t rhyme. Not everything rhymes, you know.
Podoween 2023 ep 16
As has often proven to be the case, pizza saves the day.
Podoween 2023 ep 13
Unlucky 13 on the Far Side with THE BLACK GHOOOOOST
Podoween 2023 ep 12
Two Guys, A Girl, a Pizza Place, A Halloween, A Murder, a Mimi…
Podoween 2023 ep 08
I am, in fact, somewhat afraid of the intro of the dark.
Podoween 2023 ep 05
It’s a Monster Party. A MAD one. I’m a little mad about it…
Podoween 2023 pt 03
The Adventures of Pete and Pete NEVER disappoint. Probably because the show has the best name. Twice.
Podoween 2023 pt 01
Welcome to a bone-chilling, TV tube warming Podoween! Episode 1 is all about The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t (but then was).
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 474b
It took me a week to post this, so the contents are a bit of a mystery to me as well. That’s how terrible my
Helpful SNowman Radio ep 476b
Worst sitcoms of all time? Dragged away by baboons?
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 480b
A brief look at TTRPGs. Because there are NO OTHER PODCASTS doing it! Hey, look at Qadida! Look. At. It. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wythe/qadida-a-spy-filled-stillfleet-gazetteer
Mail Day!
Pretty pumped to read Craig Clevenger’s newest: Mother Howl! Also, pretty sweet Contortionist’s Handbook stamp on this envelope. I’m a big fan, and I’m going
My Body is Ready for Mother Howl
My newest over at LitReactor is all about Craig Clevenger’s newest book, Mother Howl, which I’ve been waiting on for…about 10 years now. Last time
The State of the Shitter
Well, it’s time. This has been coming for a minute, more than a minute. I’ve decided to leave the social medias and do most of
I Hertz the Wertz
Now that you’ve seen the middle point, let’s travel back in time. Which is kind of how Impossible People functions, so this is fitting. Look
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 483b
Defunct restaurants including the OG breastaurant (which was just spell-corrected for me, meaning there is a correct spelling for a term to describe a very
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 484b
Tipping, tattoos, and an update on the Trials of Snowmanucles!
Helpful Snowman Radio 486b
A book-centric episode where I bring you up to speed on what happened in a bunch of comics from like 10 years ago. I can’t
Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 034
Kraven hunts, and we explore his taxidermist.
Jeff Strand
An interview with Jeff Strand!This is the best episode 489b a guy could ask for. We cover some of Jeff’s books, his writing philosophies, a
Helpful Snowman Radio Ep 490b
Ignobel prizes, a slow crawl out of obscurity to a slightly lesser obscurity, and prep for the big JEFF STRAND interview!
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 493b
A bro show! With the promised Kid Pix artwork! That’s right, I REMEMBERED what we talked about enough to actually do a thing!
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 494b
it was cold, and we go over some presents that RUINED Christmas!
Helpful Snowman Radio ep 496 b
The Glass Onion, 2022, Dir. Rian Johnson.
Amazing Spider Web Cast Issue 032
In which we hold out for a hero, who has big plans, but for the next issue, not so much this one.
Podoween 2022 The Whole Shebang
all stitched together for your listening pleasure.
Podoween 2022 ep 29
It all comes together with the help of a pot leaf chandelier and a great moment in sports history.
