




Our second round. This time, we dip into the Toybox.

A big surprise for October? If we can pull it off?

I said our last show was the best. That was a lie. THIS is a show. Our best…that’s long in the past.

288 episodes later, we finally do our best ever show.

Back in the studio, wolf men, letters, and a run-in with our neighbors to the north.


Probably the funniest show this week. iTunes top 10 for sure.




We get punched out! Bad news, we had a recorder set up to capture the game noise, but it failed on us. So I promise,

Trumpeteers, sickness, and Pete takes over for that Blues Traveler fatso.

Finally, the conclusion of the cat quizzing. Is Pete a catman? How much does he know about cats? Will his cat love rival Poonmaster’s? Find


5 year anniversary celebration! Part whatever! We talk about some of my favorite shows.

Race, Weight Loss, and how an imaginary $6K nearly fixed my life.


We take down HuffPo, Facebook, and Frasier. The big three.

In which a Modelland promise is fulfilled, a stomach is emptied, and eating disorders are SOLVED.


A shorter one, but I almost get naked AND shit in the bath tub. So I think we all get our money’s worth here.

Get Digitally Stimulated. On Amazon. Not by your partner. I mean, do that too.



A blast from the past. Well, a thing from the past. I don’t know how blasty it is.

Some announcements, some jerks, and some announcements about jerks.

Special Guest! We had a guest! And it was special! What’s the diff btwn metal bells?


We fixed our theme music. Also, I judged a spelling bee.

We had severe technical difficulties that resulted in no theme music. But just make up a song in your head, ya bum.


Our first ever cooking show. Plus, 2016 has provided the nicest and meanest person of the year. Already.






I nearly died-ed in the snow. And then I did not. And you can be there with me!




In which a good case is made for throwing away a canoe filled with diarrhea, as well as an inadvertent argument for vegetarianism.

And then I used my brain and we had SPECIAL ANONYMOUS GUESTS!

Because I am the stupidest ever person to ever stupid, this is what happened.

Back in the world, back in the car, and back in black. I was wearing a black shirt. I don’t really know what that means


What other countries are thinking with their signature foods.