



I went to Tennessee one time. There was Ripley, necessary pizza, Dolly, and lotsa other shit.

Try this one on for size. And then return it to Target. Target takes old underwear back. And then tapes the package closed and tries

Another episode in the car. I just can’t stop driving. And having stuff put into my butt. What a banner year for the show.

Is anyone reading this part? Is anyone seeing the album art I work so hard on? Is anyone anything?

After last week’s cliffdangler, find out how my colonoscopy went. Hello? Can anyone hear me? Is anyone listening to this?

The colonoscopy prepisode! Pour yourself a glass of Colyte and come along with me on a fantastic voyage of the mind. And butt.







Breen is at it again. Plus we had a joke that wasn’t a joke.






Helpful Snowbowl 2013 pt II is here! Brace yourselves.


Guests and more guest. TWO games. My mother is a car. Diplomatic Immunity. Also, Whoops!



Please excuse the phone call. It was a kitty emergency. Emergenckitty.











The Stanley, the…Shining star of Colorado horror.









And then we done got abducted. And that does not mean we got six packs.



