
Podoween 2026 ep 21: Dead Clown #1
Well, he’s a clown. Story checks out—hey waitaminute!

Well, he’s a clown. Story checks out—hey waitaminute!

Now I finally have one of the many tens of thousands of podcasts that discuss geek culture! We’ll be a hit in no time!

People get what they deserve, a story type I don’t care for having recently had two hemorrhoidectomy surgeries. Nobody deserves this. Nobody.

Hardest to spell title so far. I expected a double letter, but not that one.

I don’t think there’s a bar…there’s a murder. One. Depending on whether you feel like slaying a rampaging werewolf is “murder.”

No, wait, ew. It’s Jon Clark’s Something Juicy. Well…maybe mine is better, now that I see them here together.

This is chock a block. Whatever that means, this is that.

Did someone steal parts of some dude’s head?

An archive of not just the curse of the mummy, but the curse of paying $2.50 for a big ad!


Well, the day of the week is, I assume, accurate. One star already, from the jump.

Dr. Frankenstein II? Is that how you get Roman numerals on your name?



A+ last name, C- first name, creativity-wise. C for Creativity! Look how clever I am!

Vampires, blood, and evil dictators. This really DOES have it all.

Is it a CRIME to write a CRIME comic with no real CRIME in it?

I JUST got the pun here. Zombie? Bit? BIT? Bit as in an amount of data. BIT as in the past-tense of “bite.” Wow. I’m

Tuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dink dink dink dink

I guess they’re pretty grim. More grim than Grimm, in my estimation. As a professional of grim. And, to a lesser extent, grime. Don’t get


We continue down the road of Dean and Rog. Which was a mistake.


We give advice to get me straight with god. It goes well!


The Land and its People by David Sedaris, Mild Card, and more. Just a little more. Not, like, LOADS more, but more than just the

Let’s check out MAD About DC by personal hero Chip Zdarsky! Which results in calling a SAXaphone line.

Journey with me on my health journey. That’s what the doctor’s office called it, or maybe the online portal, or maybe a folder of crap


We take a break from that nerdy book shit to run a train on some questions.


We start in on a self-pub trash book to end all self-pub trash books. Or, maybe, to BEGIN all self-pub trash books!


Today we cover Vermis by Plastiboo and continue to uncover the horrors of my butthole PLUS a high school musical!

We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.




It’s time for Rhetoric Society Quarterly. Nobody else online is delivering you THIS kind of content.


My old nemesis, New York Times, returns for Turkey Day.



C’mon, the Arising. Like that Bruce Springsteen song?


#horror. I don’t understand why or how this all happened.

Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.


What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3
