
Podoween 2024 Oct. 09
Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken


We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well,

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!



Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.



In which I realized I blew it and did a boring podcast on accident instead of doing a boring podcast on purpose. I followed the



A self-interview with shocking results. Well, not shocking. And not really results.

The water of life, the pee of life. This is a very urine-soaked episode, everyone.



We choose some of our OWN adventures, and luckily we get one over on those stupid little dumbasses who have never seen Empire Strikes Back.


eBay travails and a story about pathetic book marketing.

Some advice for dentists. GOOD advice that you JUST CANNOT TAKE.

You got a problem, I RESOLVE it. Well, resolve to resolve it this year.




We end with a bang, well, almost a bang before being interrupted by a werewolf.












Witches get a message to calm down. Yeah, that doesn’t rhyme. Not everything rhymes, you know.




