Helpful Snowman Radio ep 520
March 3, 2026
We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.
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We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.
It’s time for Rhetoric Society Quarterly. Nobody else online is delivering you THIS kind of content.
My old nemesis, New York Times, returns for Turkey Day.
C’mon, the Arising. Like that Bruce Springsteen song?
#horror. I don’t understand why or how this all happened.
Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.
What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3
There are so many movies with the same title that this could’ve been, but it wasn’t those, it was this.
Well there’s no way around it, this movie is called Toxic Retards. So there’s that.
Occult Bolshevism. The Bolshevism part maybe doesn’t translate. Or possibly translates perfectly and I’m too dumb to understand it.
Disciple of Death, which is some kind of dracula.
Saying I was Lukewarm on this one would be generous.
Yesterday we had pale faces. Today the faces are Midnight Faces!
Those faces certainly are pale. They PALE in comparison to the less pale faces. If I had a pail for every face…
Not a friend of restaurants. Not on the texty level, anyway.
Let’s have a Disney Afternoon together. Maybe go to a prom. Find out who Vanessa Hudgens is.
Continuation into the booksphere! Deeper into bookdom! How do you make books sound exciting?! You cannot!
Books are life. A part of my life. And now a part of yours. Whether you like it or not.
Continuing down the road of manuals. Because this counts.
Two nights! Live! In Denver! Similarly timed to Metallica! I trash a hotel room because I’m METAL.
