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Sometimes a writing thing comes up in regular life. Not often. Not as often as I’d like. But here and there, a question or a

(this is something I’ve been working on for the re-design of this site. But I felt like it warranted posting. Plus, if you were offended

Alright, let’s give it a look. Contacting network. Connecting. Huh. This is taking a while. Usually it’s right away. But, haha, no worries. I’ll keep

that they make tampons with motivational slogans on the wrapper. The slogans themselves look pretty similar to the ones that I found inside the waist

News Guy: Okay, what’s everyone got? Trump do anything wacky today?   Other News Guy: I don’t have a Trump thing. But Ted Cruz said

Narrator (Charles Grodin): Stephen “Air Bud” Budrick made a splash on the scene in the 90’s.   Coach Jerry Cross: Y’know, I was always looking

You may have noticed this is chapter 11. Which is also like bankruptcy. Which is not a coincidence as Modelland is bankrupting my soul. That

What nobody has been waiting for! Now you can read some dumb shit in comics form. I did the math, and there are probably like

PRO: Very easy to clean the toilet. CON: Very difficult to feel like you’ve cleaned your body when the toilet is right there.   PRO:

Good, good. This is just about perfect. Maybe some whiskers…excellent! Now, the one thing, I’m going to need, I’m gonna need a more visible butt.

Another two weeks, another chapter of Modelland. This thing, it’s taking me so long to get through a chapter. I pick it up, I mean

Yeah, look at this guy. Would you expect this guy to eat hummus? No way! Why? Because he doesn’t look like a pussy, that’s why.

The questions. Is this merchandise or someone’s personal doll? Why is it upside down? How is it suspended? How long can a real baby be

Oh. Oh no. Guys, that moth in my wallet? The one that just flew out from where I had no money in my wallet? That

1. Get an entire galaxy to start making tequila. Then get Galactus to eat a planet filled with the liquor. THEN, when he goes to

Chapters 8 and 9 We finally made it to The Day of Discovery, or T-DoD if you prefer the obnoxious shortening. It’s not totally clear

…followed by a relationship where you discover how the times are much gooder at the outset, call me. …call a great party planner, then call

Is her NAME Murphy Brown? Wait, is her real name Murphy Brown or Candice Bergen? Because those are dumb names. How come she’s dressed like

What am I doing? Oh, not much. Just grinding glass to put in your mother’s coffee. Like she likes it. If you’re going to insist

Chapter 7 When we left you last time, still, almost nothing had happened. Still. Tookie is Tyra in disguise, her parents are jerks, and Myrracle

The Great Firehouse Mystery FRANK: Listen, old man. We know it’s you. Now fess up. OLD MAN: Never! You don’t have any proof. JOE: He’s

Modelland: Chapter 6 When we last left Tookie de la Creme, she was not in Modelland and hated her family and a bunch of other

Here’s a rough, rough draft of a little something I’ve been working on regarding how exactly an undead army operates. Enjoy! Skeleton Army The first

As many of you know, I’m against the holiday of Movember. Because I think it’s just a silly excuse to grow silly facial hair. I

Good: You don’t tend to notice the sick effects so much. Bad: You start to figure out why Nyquil works and get a little disappointed

Everyone needs to be more aware of genital warts. So I’ve accepted the toad challenge. You can donate to vaccination research, or you can have

Okay, I don’t know how this happened. But we didn’t quite finish up Chapter 4 last time. So we’re going to wrap up chapter 4

Blackjack Pizza starts a scholarship program for free pizza, and the primary sport is frisbee golf. Semi-apocalyptic future where, after being convicted of a murder

Let’s talk about writing technique. Okay, first, for those following, let’s cover the characters and concepts introduced in this chapter. There’s so much going on

It’s great to see so many faces here in adult swim. LOWER-CASE adult swim, the time when adults participate in the act of swimming, not

First things first. My titles for these got all fucked up. Moving forward, we’ll have the chapter number being reviewed in the name. Done and

At the end of our last chapter, our heroes Bill and Lance watched as Billy, the hero kid from another dimension, got blown up. Bet

Chapter 1: In chapter one of Modelland we’re introduced to a whole lot of mess. A whole mess of stuff. First mess, Tooke De La

Modelland. Here begins the chronicle of my second run at Modelland. I just want to start off with something here. A problem I’ve found in