The Good And Bad Of Being Drunk AND Sick

Good:
You don’t tend to notice the sick effects so much.

Bad:
You start to figure out why Nyquil works and get a little disappointed in medical science.

Good:
The line between types of nausea is very blurred.

Bad:
You can definitely experience more than five types of nausea at the same time.

Good:
The other people you’re with, who are also drunk, are very friendly despite your sickness.

Bad:
Money seems meaningless when you’re on the brink of your own mortality. Or just, you know, can vaguely see said brink in the distance because of a cold.

Good:
You look like shit, so you might as well continue looking like shit.

Bad:
You can’t smell your own clothes the next morning and confirm that they smell like “Night out drinking.”