Why Pete Was Removed from the Committee That Came Up with the 31 Flavors

Alright, Chocolate.  Vanilla.  Two down, no problem.

And Pink.  What’s the pink kind in the three-ice-cream thing?  Whatever that is.

Also, the three-ice-cream thing.  We’re up to four already, easy peasy.

Next we’ve got Chocolate and Vanilla swirled together, no Pink.

Then we’ve got…shit.  Okay, there’s usually a green one.  What’s that stuff?  Doesn’t matter, we’ll just put down “green stuff” and figure it out later.

Pistachio?  Is that a legitimate ice cream?  Are people eating that?  I don’t really understand how that’s an ice cream.  It feels like having, I don’t know, scrambled eggs be an ice cream.

How many are we up to now, fifty?  Do we need to pare some shit down?

Only seven?  Balls.

Okay…if we swirl the two together and call it Vanilla/Chocolate, is that a different thing from Chocolate/Vanilla?  I’m saying yes.  Count it!

Alright, I’m going on break.  You guys come up with the rest?  I mean, I’m just one dude and I did like a dozen, so you should be able to handle the rest, no problem.

Later, bros.