“The Hellblazer, Volume 2: The Smokeless Fire”

“This one’s mostly about chasing after a book that we don’t really know what it does.

Gotta be honest, I work in a library and I have more exciting stories about chasing down books than this.

Okay, that’s not true. I just, if we’re chasing a magic object for this long, I think I want to know the stakes a little more. How important is it? And what are we going to do when we get it? It’s like, imagine if at the beginning of Indiana Jones, he stole that idol, but then the boulder didn’t happen and Alfred Molina didn’t get impaled, and Indy didn’t run to a plane, and mostly he just walked around London, and then we saw some other guys walking around London.

Imagine a thing that’s nothing like Indiana Jones, is what I’m saying, and I’m saying that a story of artifact recovery that’s nothing like Indiana Jones may be making some mistakes. “