The Great British Bump-Off

This is fine but more a series of references to GBBO than a story, know what I mean? You know what I mean.

If I was on that show, I think I’d be the lovable but hapless goofball who’s doomed to go out week 1 but perhaps holds on a couple weeks because someone royally screws up or someone is sick and can’t be in the tent for a week, and they send no one home as a result. I’d show up for the final picnic thing and I’d have been out so long that people would not even really remember me unless I decided to adopt a very loud personal style that would jog the memory.