“Tenements, Towers & Trash: An Unconventional Illustrated History of New York City”

“You know that piece of shit, Here, that everyone is always talking about? THIS is the book, people. It presents a similar idea in a way that’s more entertaining, the art is better, and it’s so much warmer.

There’s a history of NYC in here, so there are pages of storefronts and streets as they appeared in the 20’s and as they appear now, which is the Here-like part. Then there are some sketches of the interiors of some different dwellings in NYC. Then there are some more personal things, like Wertz’s favorite bookstores and a favorite walking route.

Why is this better than Here?

For starters, the title. Here? That’s like IT. It’s so hard to talk about something with a one-word title like Here.

Here has no personality. It’s like an unobtrusive observer. I get the idea, but it’s just so cold and articficial feeling. It’s a little like…I know this shit is made up, so why am I watching it? Who is the person behind the idea of putting all the same shit in this one spot? TTT (see, the name can be shortened!) has personality. And the author knows when to step in and provide some personality and when to step back and let the shit speak for itself.

The art in TTT is never flat. You’ve got these detailed, Chris-Ware-esque architectural drawings, and you’ve got these…I guess Chris Ware also draws cartoon-y characters, but whatever. The art is beautiful and intricate in places and cartoon-y and expressive in others. Here is just one style, all very flat.

There’s big stuff, like Fresh Kills on Staten Island, and there’s small stuff, like the use of pneumatic tubes in Manhattan. The mixture is great and gives the book a variety of textures, big and small.

Sometimes I hate books about NYC. Some people have a little bit too much of a boner for the place where they live. It’s like they wrote a book with a sub-agenda of proving that NYC is the greatest place in the world, which is like, “WOW, big thesis there! Maybe next you’ll do something SUPER brave and write about how L.A. is weird!” TTT is pretty fair. I think there’s a love for NYC, and I think there’s also a recognition that some of the things that happen in NYC are stupid. And that the city is so fucking expensive. So, so fucking expensive.

I think my big pet peeve from New York people is complaints about tourism. I mean…if you’d lived there since 1965, I guess? But how long has it been since NYC has been a HUGE tourist destination? Do you really think something like Broadway can exist if it’s just like a fun, local thing? If there weren’t a shitload of people coming from out of town? I’d be fucking annoyed too, believe me, I get annoyed when the population in my city increases somewhat when the college is back in session. But it’s not like, “Fucking college students make this place suck.” It’s just like, “I wish there were less people around when I really need to get somewhere.”

Anyway, rant over.

You can read this one and enjoy it without having to get an I heart NY tattoo on your bicep. “