“Time travel, so that’s not great, but at least it’s almost complete nonsense until the end, when they try to have it make sense.
Look, you have a timecop who comes to fetch Astro Dorado (oh, what, you call him by something other than his Spanish name? Perhaps Booster Gold? Racists) and bring him back to his old time, but Superman gets zapped into another time, and every time a big ‘splosion happens, he gets pinballed to another time, and I guess the plan is to just keep doing that until he ends up in his own time again.
He does get to fight some nazis, kinda, and befriends a dinosaur, which is awesome. So he does cover most of the time travel list, even if by accident.
I recently decided the thing to do with time travel, if you get the chance, and assuming it’s this kind of timeline where changes you make might fuck up the future, the move is to go back in time and see like a really dope concert. One of those deals where there’s like tens of thousands of people there. That way, you get to do something cool, and I think the chance you’ll have an effect on such a huge event are pretty low.
You could always go the Primer route and just hide out in a motel room and have minimal contact with the world, but there’s zero fun in that. Did that look fun? I guess it wasn’t supposed to be, the idea was to make a moderate income through the stock market? I think? I don’t know, I prefer my time travel stupid, like I said, and my time travel movies to deal with the threat of your own mom coming on to you.”