Thanks to Kristina for this.
So here’s a little bottle of drops to treat fish water. You know, for your aquarium. Oh, and just in case you were getting some crazy ideas, a few warnings.
*DO NOT USE ON BABY WHALES*
You know, those baby whales, the BABY fucking WHALES you’ve been keeping around. For projects and shit. Or that you’re raising?
Shouldn’t anyone with access to baby whales know that this is not an appropriate treatment for them? I mean, do they ask questions before you can get a baby whale? Or is it finder’s keepers? I’m not real up on my whale baby etiquette.
And the next warning?
*DO NOT USE ON ELEPHANT NOSE*
Now, I’m a savvy fella. I thought, there’s no way that they are saying that a person shouldn’t use this shit on the nose of an elephant. And is that really a nose anymore? If I had an entire arm coming off my face with two holes in the end, would we still call it a nose?
So I did some searching, and here’s what I found:
So there’s a fish called Peter’s Elephantnose Fish. Good. My self-esteem was soaring anyway. It was time to hit a lower altitude.