Really All You Need to Know About Me

is that when I’m at a Mexican restaurant, eating chips and salsa, when a chip is overflowing and threatening to drip salsa all over me, I have two options:

A) Calmly leave the chip hovering over the salsa bowl until it falls, then regroup and take another shot at it.

B) Try with all my deft speed and maneuverability to get it into my mouth before the salsa falls, like it’s all a game of skill and chance and if I pull this off, people at the table will stand and applaud.  Bravo, they’ll say.  Huzzah.  What a hero!