I decided to buy a smartphone.
Partially it was because of a latenight bar discussion regarding whether or not Joesph Gordon-Leavitt was Cobra Commander in the GI Joe movie (he was, for some reason).
Partially it was because I discovered that I could get a plan that would include free data for $10 less than I was currently paying monthly.
After getting it home, I had it for about a day, fiddling around, looking like a grandfather trying to answer a cordless for the first time and looking wide-eyed and frightened when picking it up didn’t do the job.
I am proud to say that I used the Navigation feature, the browser, the Twitter and Facebook apps, and the gmail connection before checking out how it works for pornography.
I would rate it as nearly seamless. Which is the opposite of the anatomy of the people I like to watch in the videos.
That was dirty. But fuck off. This is called “Digitally Stimulated” which is fairly vulgar to begin with.
My question for those with smartphones, iPads and the like, is how are you holding this and masturbating? Surely it’s on some kind of a stand. What are you using? How is it working for you? Is the masturbation thing why they have all these covers and cases? Why was the ease of this use not profiled when I hit the “compare phone” button on cnet?
Answers are very much appreciated.
Long live technology.