Hi, hey there. I, uh, I couldn’t help but notice you’re carrying a notebook there. That’s really great. Notebooks are a great thing to be carrying in this, the museum of contemporary art, which I visit frequently and don’t hate at all.
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Oh, miss? I think you dropped this. Oh, you didn’t drop this really cool artist pencil? Oh you know what? This one is mine! Haha, because I use cool art pencils. It’s a number 5 or so. I find that number 5 is pretty much the best in terms of pencil stuff and how I do pencil stuff.
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Oh, excuse me. Didn’t mean to bump into you there. I just…have you ever seen anything like this? Oh, you have? Where? No reason, no reason. Just making a list of things to get back to later. Hey, you seem smart, how would you fill a balloon with gasoline? At the station or would you take the gas home and then do it?
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I really love this guy’s stuff. You know, my favorite was- WHOA! Those legs are unshaven! In an extremely unshaven way! Wow, that’s something. That’s really something. Um, listen, never mind. I hate this fucker and everything he’s done bye goodbye bye bye okay bye.
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Do you want me to follow you around and read the little word box things out loud to you? And that way you can appreciate the art better? You have nice eyes, and I wouldn’t want you to strain your breasts reading these things.
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Untitled. Isn’t that fascinating? I really find the art world to be full of wonder and mystery. I have a flask if you wanna go behind that giant ceramic car tire thing and take the edge off for making the beauty less intense.
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