The Portly Marcia
The Regina, Who Was More Than Mildly Unpleasant in Restaurants
The Great Jasmine, Who Really Knew How Fucking Great She Was and Had No Problem Telling Fucking Everyone About It
The Sexy Candice, Whose Sexiness Made Up for A LOT of Small Issues, But Only for So Long
The Flat-Butted Mae
The Difficult Erin Who Should Have Set Off Sirens As Soon As I Found Out About How She Talked To Her Parents