More Responses to Spam Comments

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I guess when you use Mad Libs to create your comments, this is about what you can expect.

A surprising amount of spam is related  to gucci handbags, prada…whatever the hell prada sells, and so on.  I’m not really sure who they think the audience for this web site might be, but I have my doubts when it comes to a well-dressed executive woman coming home, slipping off her gucci…whatever the hell gucci sells, pouring herself a nice glass of wine and seeing what helpful snowman is up to.  More likely, it’s fools polishing off the leftovers of a beer that’s been out since (hopefully only) yesterday evening before slipping out of a pair of Kmart sneakers and into a masturbatory position in front of the computer.

But hey, I don’t spend a lot of time analyzing this stuff.  So maybe you’re on to something.

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There’s nothing I appreciate more than an ill-timed pet story.  Your dog does the cutest thing?  Well, please, make sure and post about it in the comments section on my web site, preferably under a post that has nothing to do with dogs, winter, or (surprisingly) urine.

I guess spammers take shots in the dark, just making up comments without looking at the content and then posting comments on everything they can find.  I have to say, as asinine and boring as this comment is, there must be a lot of husky owners out there who are spending a lot of time blogging about the ways in which their dogs relate to the various seasons.  So shame on you all.

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By “so  glad” I mean “glad to a very specific extent.”  And that extent is not very.  Frankly, it would feel good to have someone say that something you did convinced them that life is worth living.  But to have someone with such terrible writing skills say so makes me really question the goals and missions of the work here.  I mean, it feels good to save a life, but if I found out that a discussion of internet pornography gave a guy a laugh, a guy who later turned into ADOLF HITLER, I would feel differently.  While I might not want to stab Hitler in the eye with a petrified walrus penis and end his life myself, I would probably have no problem refraining from writing a post about Robocop and thereby ensuring that he came to a more timely end.

It’s probably not fair to compare you to Hitler, though.  You seem much less lucid than Hitler.

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Well, that’s just about the most worthless piece of advice I’ve ever heard.  Isn’t that like saying you can tuck the laces into your shoes and transform them into slip-ons?  And if you’re taking credit for the idea of putting bags within other bags, don’t get too overly excited, and perhaps a trip to the produce section of your local grocer is in order.  I think you’ll be shocked at the rampant bag-on-bag action on display.

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Hmm…on the one hand, I would love to fix that for you.  But on the other, more accurate, more technologically-minded hand, if you’re still using Internet Explorer I’m not convinced that you DESERVE the internet.

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Can I just say Thank You for taking the time to register an email address and all that, all for the sake of posting a half-assed, somewhat backhanded compliment?  You typed more letters to register than you did in the entirety of your comment.  And you used an exclamation point, which would indicate that you are well aware of the SHIFT key, yet there is no capitalization in there.  Which is a shame because nearly 17% of your letters needed capitalization.

But hey, I try to be good about taking compliments.  Hmm…”I’m glad that you were able to enjoy this with your limited faculties.”