-Gun shopping is halted for one day.
-Mistress amnesty events across the country allow adulterers to wipe the slate clean.
-This one day a year everyone can tell everyone else their weirdest dream from the previous year without fear that the other person will give them shit for talking about a boring-ass dream.
-Mustache clinics
-Go to one of those churches where everyone is singing and clapping. Or, barring that, go to a movie shoot where they’re shooting a scene where that’s happening. .