“When are we going to have to say, “Okay, if Magneto was a child during the Holocaust, he’s going to be pretty goddamn old?” This Magneto was a survivor, and he was still beating the holy shit out of people, sans powers. That seems pretty unlikely. No disrespect, but I’m pretty sure I could beat up most 90 year-olds, and I know precisely dick about fighting.
Maybe that’s my next Andy-Kaufman-esque thing to try. Go around the country fighting super old men. Bring your grandpa! Bring your grandma! Is your grandpa deserving of a good ass-whuppin’?
Do you think this would fly at the county fair? Popular, or a little too heinous?”