Mad’s Book of Almost Superheroes

There’s a good idea to be mined from this book: next Batman movie, make Bruce Wayne a super flamboyant drag Queen instead of a billionaire trying to fly under the radar. It’d totally work: who would suspect that a high profile drag Queen was really Batman? Wouldn’t he keep a low profile?

Plus so many people would be so Fuckin mad. And then some dolts would take it as a social cause, that if you don’t go see the new Batman, you’re a fascist monster. “Cultural impact” is the idea I’m selling here.