“Locke & Key: Heaven and Earth”

“Whenever there’s a crime spree with 2 or more criminals in fiction, one of them is a rapey moron who blows everything by being a rapey moron.

When I put my crew together, I’m not going to hire a rapey moron. I know it’ll probably cause me come trouble at the yearly convention (Con Con ’23), but I don’t care, I’m really tired of these guys wrecking a perfectly good heist to do some sex on someone.

Plus, it seems like the rapey moron is always kind of worthless. It’d be one thing if he was the safecracker or something, and you’re like, “Shit, I really don’t care for this fella, but there’s no way we’re getting ANYTHING unless he comes along.” But he’s never that, he’s just kind of a fuckup who’s there to fill the quota.

Well, I say no more!”