“Did someone tell the Tampa Bay Rays that they could pick people based on baseball skills and that they didn’t have to just pick dudes named Ray?”
“Chicago White Sox? More like Chicago BITES COCKS!!!!”
“Boston Red Sox? More like HUGE HOMOS!”
“Texas Rangers? More like TEXAS GUYS WHO PREFER HOMOSEXUAL ENCOUNTERS TO HETERO!”
“Minnesota Twins? So did we get ALL Devitos?
“These Atlanta Braves are about as Brave as that chick from the movie Brave, but not the original one, the one where they tarted her up to be a princess.”
“Dallas Cowboys? More like Dallas Cowgirls with tiny little boobs.”
“These Toronto Raptors are playing like just guys from Torontos.”