“Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Vol. 2: Hostile Takeovers”

“Y’know, fun stuff, a Fantastic Four team-up, which is always nice.

There’s some Fantastic 4 action. Y’know, I always feel like the f$ end up…

The Thing: Getting beat up a lot while everyone else solves the problem in a permanent way.

Mr. Fantastic: Does a science that fixes everything. Except like normal human diseases and shit. Why, haha, why would you bother with that?

Invisible Woman: Make shields. So kinda a Captain America clone, just with invisible shields that have an indeterminate strength.

Human Torch: Use up his fire until he’s super tired, and then he’s not on fire anymore.”