At the Clementine Distribution Place

Alright, we’re ready to ship.  Now, let me ask you guys, how many of these things should we sell in one package?  We’re obviously not going the apple route.  One?  ONE?!  That’s a pain in the ass, each one being its own unit.  Ha, and I’m just expected to MAGICALLY know how many apples I might want to eat between a trip to the store and my next trip?

Grapes, that’s also bullshit.  About 4 billion.  Plus some twigs.

So let’s call it an even 80.  I mean, if people eat 2 oranges every day, which I’m assuming they do, then they’ll need a lot of these, especially because my calculations tell me that one clementine is about 1/25th of your standard orange.  Someone do the math on that, but only to prove how right I am.

Done deal.

Next topic: How are we coming along on coating boxed raisins in what appears to be dried tobacco juice?