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We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.

Is love blind? Is it? Really? C’mon.

DISASTER! A NEW ENEMY!

It happened again! I got Legaulted AGAIN!

It’s time for Rhetoric Society Quarterly. Nobody else online is delivering you THIS kind of content.

We help the truly helpless and their holes.

My old nemesis, New York Times, returns for Turkey Day.

A return to roots.

We made it! OR DID WE!?

C’mon, the Arising. Like that Bruce Springsteen song?

Some kinda lady dracula.

#horror. I don’t understand why or how this all happened.

Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.

Sleep for a thousand years? Sign me up!

What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3

Not exactly ravaging, but, hey, it’s A MOVIE.

A movie that is pretty SFW for being NSFW.

Them shoals certainly is hollow…

Vishing for vishes.

There are so many movies with the same title that this could’ve been, but it wasn’t those, it was this.

Well there’s no way around it, this movie is called Toxic Retards. So there’s that.

Lady in Lake.

Love hurts me so badly I have to jog about it.

Disciple of Death, which is some kind of dracula.

Hearts be telling tales.

Saying I was Lukewarm on this one would be generous.

Massacring my sanity.

Camping NOT fun.

Aliens all by themselves.

Balaao? Ballaoo? Baloo? Ballaaoaoaoooao!

Ikenie Man: A GOOD MOVIE HITS THE PILE!

Let’s take a walk with thee.

Furry Gold!

Yesterday we had pale faces. Today the faces are Midnight Faces!

Those faces certainly are pale. They PALE in comparison to the less pale faces. If I had a pail for every face…

DANGER! USA!

Live from a dungeon!

An ode, a eulogy, a drive.

Not a friend of restaurants. Not on the texty level, anyway.

Let’s have a Disney Afternoon together. Maybe go to a prom. Find out who Vanessa Hudgens is.

Ugh, let’s wrap up this nerd nonsense, shall we?

A break from the books, let’s hit the road instead!

Continuation into the booksphere! Deeper into bookdom! How do you make books sound exciting?! You cannot!

Books are life. A part of my life. And now a part of yours. Whether you like it or not.

Continuing down the road of manuals. Because this counts.

Instructions for games, instructions for life.

Unruly concert crowds. AT CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERTS.

Two nights! Live! In Denver! Similarly timed to Metallica! I trash a hotel room because I’m METAL.

Let’s finish this Grinch. Er, Ethan.

It is here, it is also here, get used to it. Because it is quite a looooooooong journey.

We have guests, we have 10 hot sauces and even HOTTER questions, like which car you would turn into or how you’re spending beauty points!

For some reason, I don’t think this started recording right when I meant to, but all you need to know is that I was telling

Back to the Grinch II by Uncle Dave? Uncle Bob?

I learn a little about the hammers of war from my bro.

We dive into the script for The Grinch II by noted screenwriter Uncle Bob.

Are the Japanese really better than us? Or, maybe, Am I putting up a fight about it?

Esteemed Council Members:

Let’s go through all 4,000+ flags submitted for a state flag contest. Is this brilliant or desperate? Is there a difference?

All of this year’s Goosebumpy episodes in one convenient package!

Part two and the thrilling conclusion of the Hesit-est Heist Ever Heisted!

The Heist-est Heist Ever Heisted: a heist story of a heist: special editor’s edition audiobook(ish), Part 1!

Food shows and a food show and some guests and why my mom has no time for Alton Brown’s theater kid nonsense.

It’s a all of us, Luigi!

Mike Tyson is going through it, and maybe we’ll get blowed up by space stuff.

It’s Halloween, so we cover the rest of the Goosebumps series, all the stuff we didn’t get to. Plus, stick around for a bonus review

Some choice reviews. As in I chose them. Not as in having high quality.

Micro books from the Goosebumps Haunted Library Thrillogy. Hey, they’re not THAT micro. They’re a good size.

We finally get a scary grandma in this Goosebumps version of a Choose From Many Ways to Die Adventure.

The Bone Chillers series, the only books guaranteed to change the temperature of your skeleton, leaving the rest of your body unaffected. Many resources were

A ghost writer ghostwrites the scariest book of all time. Unfortunately, we don’t get to read that book.

The Spinetinglers series, the books meant to tingle a certain part of your anatomy. Less dirty than it sounds.

The Are You Afraid of the Dark books series asks us if we’re afraid of the Canadian darkness.

Some little jerk gets some comeuppance in this tale of why working sucks.

This book features a rap delivered from atop a toilet. This is where this show peaks.

A contest ask What Gives YOU Goosebumps?!

Bee book? More like a B+ book!

Next stop: Horrorland. Followed by DumbLand.

We head to Pitts Landing, home of the famous Dolphins Baseball Squadron!

It’s merch time, baby! Commence the commerce!

The snowman covers RL Stine’s The Snowman.

It Watches in the Dark by Jeff Strand brings us the most likely successor to the Goosebumps throne. And hopefully the treasure room that I

All of the books in the series of Bonechillers, books meant to affect the temperature of your bones. This was a serious medical problem in

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well,

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?