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The Littlest Astronaut by Tonara Cluric My rating: 2 of 5 stars This book has a really cute title and the whole thing is super

The Charmer by Tonara Cluric My rating: 2 of 5 stars Have you ever wished that Dollman Versus Demonic Toys was sexier? I mean, other

Macbeth by William Shakespeare My rating: 3 of 5 stars It’s been a couple year, but I’ll remember this as best I can. Macbeth is

This is a story about the time our sweet arcade almost got shut down by evil Japanese condo developers. But in a way, it’s also

I know I said I’d plan to make regular donations to the arts this year, and I guess I still see this as one. One

Eat Your Own Cum Tutorial: A very short effective tutorial to tasting your own semen. by Ivana Tastit My rating: 2 of 5 stars I

Heart and Brain: An Awkward Yeti Collection by The Awkward Yeti My rating: 3 of 5 stars I don’t know what to do with this

Y’know, let’s talk about religion first. I think that will make people less angry. I’m on board with people engaging in whatever wacky religions they

When I met you, I was holding in so many farts all night. I get the farts when I’m nervous. And now, tonight, thanks to

  Uh, nice work. the only problem is, we are gonna have to unload SO MUCH Orange Crush. Nobody drinks that shit. Well, just donate

Undecorate: The No-Rules Approach to Interior Design by Christiane Lemieux My rating: 2 of 5 stars Here’s my Buzzfeed-style review, Home Decorations That Prove You

Apartment Therapy Complete and Happy Home by Maxwell Gillingham-Ryan My rating: 2 of 5 stars Ecch. HGTV, are you listening right now? Apartment Therapy, open

Prison Island: A Graphic Memoir by Colleen Frakes My rating: 2 of 5 stars There were three main problems with this book. 1. It kinda

Shadow of the Colossus by Nick Suttner My rating: 3 of 5 stars Well, the parts that were good were GREAT. And the parts that

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Today, I finished fucking Modelland. A saga that began on May 28th, the year of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 02/01/2016 Update: I’m now 90% through this book, and in this last section, shit gets

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/30/2016 Update: The plan is hatched. Dylan pretends to faint, the lights in the entire

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/29/2016 Update: Today is filled with some true WTFuck moments. Today is all about Manattack.

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/28/2016 Update: We rejoin our models in the night, and Zarpessa has a night terror

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/27/2016 Update: Modelland. Modelland. Modelland. I was singing this song in my head today, and

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/26/2016 Update the Second: Yes, friends, I worked the weekend, and that means there’s time

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/26/2016 Update: And now, the romance between Tookie and Bravo heats up. Sort of. I’m

The Motorcycle Samurai, Volume 1: A Fiery Demise by Chris Sheridan My rating: 2 of 5 stars Someone, somewhere put this on a list of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/25/2016 Update: Do you feel like it’s been too long since this book had just

Mail-Order Mysteries: Real Stuff from Old Comic Book Ads! by Kirk Demarais My rating: 3 of 5 stars This guy actually got ahold of some

Wonder Woman, Vol. 1: Blood by Brian Azzarello My rating: 2 of 5 stars Fuck me, what a throwback to the old days of comics

Intro to Alien Invasion by Owen King My rating: 2 of 5 stars Lately, a lot of my book reviews have started with these “efforts”,

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/21/2016 Update: And now, our next chapter, The Porcelain Pact. Finally, a frank discussion of

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/20/2016 Update: Last Time: Dylan ran out of debate class because she was sad about

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/19/2016 Update: When we left you, we were in WOW, aka debate class. We’d debated

Secret, Volume 1: Never Get Caught by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 2 of 5 stars I had a hard time telling the faces apart at

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars Howdy,In celebration of finishing half of this book, I posted ALL the reviews thus far

Doomboy by Tony Sandoval My rating: 2 of 5 stars The art is great, the primary story arc is okay, but the whole thing feels

Iron Fist: The Living Weapon, Vol. 1: Rage by Kaare Andrews My rating: 2 of 5 stars Weird. Kinda sloppy. I would like to share

It’s taken me about 9 months to get halfway through Modelland. I’m hoping to wrap this up before the 1-year mark. As I just passed

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/15/2016 Update: Officially announcing that I am over 50% of the way through this muhfucker!

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/14/2016 Update: Apparently we have an Australian instructor in Modelland. Excuse me, not Australian. She’s

Trees, Vol. 1: In Shadow by Warren Ellis My rating: 0 of 5 stars Huh. This isn’t one that I would rail against, and I

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/13/2016 Update: Okay, there are a few storylines that I THINK are coming to actually

Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell My rating: 1 of 5 stars I listened to this on audiobook with my mom while we drove to Santa

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/12/2016 Update: “Every new Bella started menstruating at exactly the same time.” Mic drop. A

SuperMutant Magic Academy by Jillian Tamaki My rating: 3 of 5 stars The highs were high, and some of the humor was super excellent. There

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 01/10/2016 Update: “Admiring the D, are you?” The first piece of dialogue in this chapter,

The Billion Dollar Lottery by Charles Hinton My rating: 0 of 5 stars “Son, get my life savings out of the closet.” “You mean the

Get Him Off ATTORNEY AT LAW by Charles Hinton My rating: 2 of 5 stars Kicking off the new year right! You might be wondering

Well, here it is. An opinion from an unsophisticated movie watcher. And duh, spoilers. Don’t read this if you haven’t seen the movie. Just see

Starting tomorrow, ALL my stuff is free on Kindle for a few days. So download now and read at your convenience. We’ve got: Conntra: Wads

Gamelife: A Memoir by Michael W. Clune My rating: 4 of 5 stars So torn here. Good book. Good read. Some of the more philosophical

East of West, Vol. 4: Who Wants War? by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Here’s what’s weird about this volume. It includes

Conntra: Wads of Power: an erotic adventure by Peter Derk My rating: 3 of 5 stars Proud to announce my a new Kindle book: Conntra:

East of West, Vol. 3: There Is No Us by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars There’s this Kurt Vonnegut rule of storytelling:

East of West, Vol. 2: We Are All One by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars …Aaaaand this confirms that the decision to

East of West, Vol. 1: The Promise by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars I wanted to give this another shot, and in

East of West #1 by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars I wanted to give this another shot, and in order to know

Moon Knight, Vol. 1: From the Dead by Warren Ellis My rating: 5 of 5 stars This is totally awesome. Remember when it wasn’t boring

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Vol. 1: Squirrel Power by Ryan North My rating: 4 of 5 stars Hilarious. It’s goofy as all hell, but I

Modelland by Tyra Banks My rating: 1 of 5 stars 12/10/2015 Update: Chapters 16 and 17 This book is a clown car. Just when you

Torso by Brian Michael Bendis My rating: 2 of 5 stars The more you learn about your heroes, the worse it is. I know this

Bloodshot Reborn, Vol 1: Colorado by Jeff Lemire My rating: 2 of 5 stars My mistake was reading this Bloodshot volume FIRST, before I read

The Valiant by Matt Kindt My rating: 3 of 5 stars Valiant Comics are back. That’s a thing. If you’d have asked me a few

So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson My rating: 5 of 5 stars This is a great book. And an important one. This book

Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause My rating: 3 of 5 stars These are great. The kind of irrational fears most of us have and

Caliban by Garth Ennis My rating: 3 of 5 stars I maaaaaay have had a good deal of Nyquil in my system before I read

The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin’ Sad by Adam Gnade My rating: 3 of 5 stars The thing I liked most about this

The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil by Stephen Collins My rating: 3 of 5 stars This is a hugely popular book right now. And I

Batman ’66, Vol. 1 by Jeff Parker My rating: 3 of 5 stars Ah, 60’s Batman. Whoever decided that there was a Batman void here

A Very Minor Prophet: A Novel by James Bernard Frost My rating: 4 of 5 stars I’ve long been a fan of Portland, and made

Little Robot by Ben Hatke My rating: 2 of 5 stars I don’t know what it is with me and robots. If I ever needed

Nimona by Noelle Stevenson My rating: 4 of 5 stars Nimona. Really, really good. Funny. And it’s got what I’ve been asking for, a female-led

The Delinquents by James Asmus My rating: 3 of 5 stars Good laughs, good fun. The best part is probably the Big Fight, which instead

Last Day in Vietnam by Will Eisner My rating: 3 of 5 stars Solid, good stuff. But it’s Will Eisner. What did you expect? The

New Avengers, Vol. 3: Other Worlds by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Why are there like 5 titles running under the New

New Avengers, Vol. 2: Infinity by Jonathan Hickman My rating: 3 of 5 stars Jonathan Hickman. On the one hand, I like how far his

Grayson, Vol 1: Agents of Spyral by Tom King My rating: 3 of 5 stars Decent, although there wasn’t a whole lot going on. Dick

Amazing Fantastic Incredible: A Marvelous Memoir by Stan Lee My rating: 4 of 5 stars I don’t mind saying it brought a tear to my