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“I don’t know how much story is happening in this volume, but I’ll look at these pictures all day. Kind of the same opinion people

“I don’t know how Japan reacted to The Hunger Games, but I have to imagine it was not nearly as shocking as it was here

“I don’t have the hardon for this one that a lot of other folks seem to. The art is nice, but the stories are fairly

“I don’t have much to say. It’s pretty straightforward slasher stuff. So what I’ll say is why I think the plot of Friday the 13th,

“I don’t dig vampires. I just don’t. I don’t find them terribly interesting. They’re done to (un)death. There aren’t a lot of places for the

“I don’t think liking this series as much as I have been means I MUST now dress up and design enormous foam swords for conventions.

“I don’t know what it is with me and robots. If I ever needed to cry for a movie or something, I’d just watch the

“I don’t hate the sex and the flat characters so much (that’s a pun if you read the book’s intro!). I just thought this was

“I do give this one all the credit in the world: I’m sure the temptation to just have letters and reports and shit in plain

“I dig it. The art is really great. Some people can’t draw people, some people can draw faces and suck at action. This book has

“I didn’t think I was going to make my 2023 reading goal, but thanks to Berserk, it’s possible. Just need to don my Berserker armor

“I didn’t like the first issue, which I bought at the comics shop when it came out, but I picked up the trade at the

“I didn’t like it as much as the previous volumes for one reason that can be expressed in two words in all caps with an

“I didn’t get into this one nearly as much as everyone else.The mature (pronounced “ma-tour”) thing to do would be to say something like, “Well,

“I didn’t absolutely love this one the way I did the last couple Robo books, but it still had its charms. If nothing else, Robo

“I did not realize this was two things slapped together: Hulk: Future Imperfect, and then a sort of ending to that story. So I skipped

“I did like the manic faces Junji Ito pulls when he’s in love with cats, basically horror manga faces that really do express the loving

“I did it, and damn it, I should get credit for each of the three volumes individually, GOODREADS. How am I supposed to meet my

“I decided to come up with 12 Theories For Demolition Man. These are theories that could easily be true regarding the film Demolition Man, are

“I couldn’t finish it. I’m sorry. The author enjoyed playing with the line breaks like so: At their hems that seem to map out coastlines

“I could do this, but…isn’t the whole Owls guys and their deadly maze the same thing we got from Batman during the New 52? I

“I complain from time to time about people who pick up a book and don’t get what they wanted because they were too stupid to

“I can’t tell you how tempted I am to count the individual volumes on these instead of the compendiums. Same comics, but there would be

“I can’t remember which volume it happens in, but it looks like people eat poop blood bags that pop off weird animals. They say they

“I can’t help but notice that the other reviews come along with a 5-star rating. There’s some justification to be done, I reckon. Although I

“I can’t decide if I’d like to work at the BPRD office or not. On the one hand, you’d meet some interesting characters. You’d have

“I can dig it, we’ve got a premise, we’ve got characters who make sense, and it feels like we’re getting into this story at the

“I bumped this one up a star on a second reading to prepare my (sad, weak, and pathetic) body for Mother Howl! I think I

“I barely remember this, but I do know it involves Bill Clinton and time travel in order to avert world disaster. It’s stuck in my

“I barely read it. I mean, it doesn’t seem like it’s for me. Way too mystical. I DID write a pretty long column about just

“I at least mostly understood what was going on in this one, which is a change of pace for me and Scott Snyder. What I

“I appreciate the art from Guillroy, who you might know from Chew. Although I prefer the zanier art of Chew (I just heard that word

“I applaud this book for attempting something: answering the question of why someone would be a henchman to the Joker. But basically, it seems like

“I am thoroughly enjoying the super long epic names to each story arc in this series, sometimes only lasting maybe a couple sections of one

“I am fully prepared to be objectively wrong about this: I kinda liked it. I mean, it’s no Dark Knight Returns, which I consider one

“I am a stupid motherfucker. For some reason, I have not learned my lesson about flipping through a comic. Even one that I’m taking home

“I always thought the best thing to be in a rock band would be the bass player. Well, I didn’t ALWAYS think that. Of course,

“I almost suggested this book as a community read for a college. Then I was thinking, waitaminute, isn’t the lesson of this book that being

“I ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK! In case you’re curious to read a review by someone who actually read it and knows what is contained within

“I accidentally read an important book! I’m a big fan of Dr. Gawande, and this might be his best. It’s a very honest look at

“I absolutely loved the first half. The book answers the question, “Why would anyone be a henchman for these crazy-ass villains?” Which is a valid

“Hulk Hogan on Andre the Giant: …people don’t get it. There was never a fork or a knife, even a bed! There was never a

“Huh. This isn’t one that I would rail against, and I probably still won’t, but I see a lot of people I follow on Goodreads

“Huh. I didn’t even know this was on here. As far as I can tell, this is the booklet that comes packaged in the Super

“Huge, giant review here because I’m too lazy to post pictures on goodreads: https://www.helpfulsnowman.com/?p=5579 “

“Howdy All, This is the short essay I wrote for Tom Spanbauer’s November workshop. You always could and still can find it on my web

“How it hurts my heart to say this. Purple prose out the ass. This book, like the first volume, has some great moments. Even incredible.

“How do you even begin? The book is a slim diary from Brodkey’s last days. He had AIDS, which killed him in 1996. At the

“How do I feel… Tricked. Sort of. While not as bizarre as Mellick’s other books, I gotta say this one had parts that were emotionally

“How come every time there’s like a shogun or a king or whatever, it’s like a petulant little 17 year-old asshole? How about like a

“Honk shoo. Okay, I’m calling a couple tropes we don’t need anymore in sci-fi. 1. The Space Fighter Pilot Who Knows a Bunch of Moves

“Holy Toledo, bad. Listen, people who don’t write comics need a comics-writing buddy to help them write comics. It almost never works. Even really good

“Holy shit, what a blast! Picked it up because the artwork is so good. Very alive, colorful, and when you’ve got a book with action

“Holy shit, read this instead of Nothing Lasts Forever. Way more entertaining. Also, further proof that nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing. Nobody thought

“Holy Phanking Shit. Terrible. Every so often I’ll get into a classic. I guess because I feel like writing a really nasty review. Classics are

“Holy lord, that bastard was long. I mean long. I mean like [Apatow joke] long. This epic graphic novel follows the life of Yoshihiro Tatsumi,

“Hmm. Okay, let’s just get into the problem I have here. Keeping in mind that these are great comics and the art is so stylish

“Hmm…even as a big fan of stand-up, this book wasn’t all that interesting. And if you aren’t into stand-up, interested in the way acts are

“Hmm…Hmm…Hmm… Last year I wrote an article that was critical of comics’, especially Marvel’s, tendency to de-age their characters. They’ve made some diversity movements, and

“Hmm, where to come down on this book. Jim Gaffigan is a really funny stand-up, and he doesn’t sound like anybody else. Okay, he talks

“Hmm, Russian mob? A mysterious illness gripping our main character? Is this book prophetic? I mean, no. Not at all. Don’t you hate when people

“Hinton’s books are a little on the edge sometimes, but this one REALLY pushes the boundaries of what can be called a “book.” The entirety

“Hilarious. It’s goofy as all hell, but I dig it. I like this superhero who is horrible at keeping a secret identity. And I like

“Hilarious, and it answers a tough question: Can something be bad on purpose and still be good-bad? The answer is a definitive: Maybe Kinda! Let’s

“Hilarious sitcom-style premise:She Hulk, you can come work at my prestigious law firm, but no-a-turnin’ into that She Hulk, okay? I would now like to

“Hey, what are you going to do? It’s an anthology. The problem with every anthology is that it’s not going to please everybody all the

“Hey, this is really good! [he says 400 years after everyone else] Spider-Man, Peter Parker, is hands-down my favorite comic book character. And I add

“Hey, the Vulture is back! So while I was reading this, I started thinking. Does anyone fight more crusty old guys than Spider-Man? He’s got

“Hey, big comics publishers? Can you not ruin Matt Kindt? You know what I mean. “

“Here’s why I give this book only a single star and didn’t finish it. Alison Bechdel is smart. And here’s how my relationship goes with

“Here’s what’s weird about this volume. It includes a timeline and blurbs about the 7 nations, and I left MORE confused than when I started.

“Here’s what’s really interesting about White Knight: For the first 2/3 or so, we’re presented with a “realer” version of Batman, by which I mean

“Here’s what I’m seeing in a lot of reviews. This is a direct pull from a reviewer below. I’m not attacking this reviewer, but I

“Here’s the thing: If I hand’t already read Ghost in the Wires last year, I think I would have enjoyed this more. It’s a good

“Here’s the thing with this: It’s a remake of a thing that’s already great. I think it’s a remake of thing that doesn’t really benefit

“Here’s something I just found out: There are a bunch of books you can pick up in World of Warcraft. Here’s something I just decided:

“Here’s my core memory of learning about Rasputin in school: I learned about Rasputin the day Columbine was happening at a school about an hour

“Here’s my Buzzfeed-style review, Home Decorations That Prove You Have Too Much Money +Giant, framed art that’s on the floor, leaning against the wall. This

“Here’s how my self-talk went after I read this: First: “That was just a bunch of stuff about Nintendo and the first Mario.” Then: “Well,

“Here’s how Marv Wolfman’s bio on Goodreads starts: Marvin A. “Marv” Wolfman… Who the hell thought the “Marv” part of “Marv Wolfman” was the part

“Here’s a thing I wrote because I hear two versions of politics. And I think there are a lot more than two versions of the

“Here’s a personal story: I’ve had a hard time dating, and sometimes that’s because I like to be alone. Not for 27 years at a

“Here’s Pete’s Rule of Comics Greatness: A good comic is understandable from the text alone. A good comic is also understandable by the images alone.

“Here is my (drunken) impression of how this book reads: In the deepest of moonlight Where the shadows of deepest night are torn asunder We

“Heed my advice:Don’t read this if you haven’t read Jane Eyre first. It will be almost meaningless to you. Some will argue this isn’t true,

“Having finished the series now, I’m not sure how much of a threat the whisperers really were. They could sort of control the zombies, which

“Having a 69-page book come out on 4/20 is pretty unlikely. I defy the odds. I laugh at them. I blew up my stats teacher’s

“Have you ever wished that Dollman Versus Demonic Toys was sexier? I mean, other than Nurse Ginger? Well, have I got a book for you.

“Have you ever read one of those books where it feels like the middle part of a trilogy, like all the action happened just before

“Have you ever felt nostalgic for a place you’ve never lived?”

“Have to say, enjoyed this more than the average comedian’s book. Jeff Garlin is a funny guy. If you aren’t already sure of that, I

“Have I got a saga for you on THIS re-read. Let’s take it back to junior high. I was a Heath Panther (go Panthers? I

“Have I completely run out of things to say about BPRD? Probably. Perhaps. Have I run out of things to say? Probably. Also perhaps. Oh,

“Has anyone time traveled in a fictional story, EVER, and then returned to say, “That was, all in all, a good idea”? No. Time travel,

“Haha, whew! This was fucking weird! Loved it. Penguin was the best part. Just this lil’ fat guy who was living on the ice now.

“Haha, pretty awesome! Fans of the lighter side of B.P.R.D. will probably dig this, or fans of Atomic Robo. You know what really tickles me

“Haha, poor Lobot. Always the Charlie Brown, never the bride.”

“Haha, oh man. Barbie? What the hell? Maybe you heard about this one. The book they’re pulling from the shelves because it depicts Barbie as

“Haha, apparently Beast, Iron Man, and Hank Pym don’t respect Bruce Banner as a scientist. Why everyone is so fucking stupid as to piss off

“Haha! I finished this one year to the day after I bought it! Every person I tell that, they say “How do you know?” Because