“Um, wow. Aquaman, typical SWM, is fair, but *hello* equity much?!
Giving everyone an equal portion of fish to eat is a prime example of the tyranny of equality. Probably one of those wealthy Atlantean 1%ers had a full breakfast, meanwhile some merboy from the Mariana Trench ghettos experiencing income inequality and food insecurity hasn’t eaten anything since last Tuesday. And Aquaman gives them the same fish? #SMH #Sad
What’s next, Justice League? Superman Votes For A Third Party? Batman Doesn’t Believe In Tax Hikes For Billionaires? Wonder Woman Has Mixed Feelings About Maternity Leave? Green Lantern is Transphobic and Proud? What piece of propaganda will you sell us next?
Aquaman should definitely apologize for this book so that we can begin the process of unwitting transgression, outrage, apology that lacks substance and is not good because the person apologizing doesn’t actually think they did something wrong and just wants to star in more movies, rejection of apology because we never really wanted an apology and instead wanted the thing to never have happened in the first place, general confusion regarding the sincerity and usefulness of apologies offered to nobody in particular and who decides whether or not an apology is acceptable, and then we all move on because something else even worse happened.”