Pete’s Grammy Predictions

-We will all sort of get over Eric Clapton, and though this will not be announced the feeling will be in the air and palpable.

-Nicky Minaj will be in a bathroom, attempting to get out of an outfit in a stall, and she will have a quick flash of insight where she considers the idea that being unable to use the restroom will be too high a price to pay to dress a certain way before 5 years time.

-Scott Stapp will finally have a private change of heart where, instead of thinking about how badly he wants to be on that red carpet, he’ll consider how fortunate he was to be on that red carpet when he was, no matter how briefly.

-Fashion will be used to make bold statements.  About fashion.