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Who would’ve thought carnies would be so wholesome? Not Katherine Dunn in her novel Geek Love, that’s for sure. That family was NOT wholesome in

Fighting the reddest menace of them all on the moons of Jupiter? I must admit, there’s innovation here.

I was called the Boogieman at a wedding once because of my sweet dance moves. See, you start a podcast so you can say complete

We definitely take a walk, and I suppose it could be called mysterious, although Vampirella doesn’t leave much to the imagination, if you get me,

Well, he’s a clown. Story checks out—hey waitaminute!

Now I finally have one of the many tens of thousands of podcasts that discuss geek culture! We’ll be a hit in no time!

People get what they deserve, a story type I don’t care for having recently had two hemorrhoidectomy surgeries. Nobody deserves this. Nobody.

Hardest to spell title so far. I expected a double letter, but not that one.

I don’t think there’s a bar…there’s a murder. One. Depending on whether you feel like slaying a rampaging werewolf is “murder.”

No, wait, ew. It’s Jon Clark’s Something Juicy. Well…maybe mine is better, now that I see them here together.

This is chock a block. Whatever that means, this is that.

Did someone steal parts of some dude’s head?

An archive of not just the curse of the mummy, but the curse of paying $2.50 for a big ad!

One of many ones.

Well, the day of the week is, I assume, accurate. One star already, from the jump.

Dr. Frankenstein II? Is that how you get Roman numerals on your name?

Brimstone, check. Fire, less check.

Get a load of dem Arealas, eh? EHHHHH!?

A+ last name, C- first name, creativity-wise. C for Creativity! Look how clever I am!

Vampires, blood, and evil dictators. This really DOES have it all.

Is it a CRIME to write a CRIME comic with no real CRIME in it?

I JUST got the pun here. Zombie? Bit? BIT? Bit as in an amount of data. BIT as in the past-tense of “bite.” Wow. I’m

Tuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dink dink dink dink

I guess they’re pretty grim. More grim than Grimm, in my estimation. As a professional of grim. And, to a lesser extent, grime. Don’t get

The Tome of Cursed Comics

We continue down the road of Dean and Rog. Which was a mistake.

Dean and Rog ON THE AIRWAVES.

We give advice to get me straight with god. It goes well!

Be our guest, Ian!

The Land and its People by David Sedaris, Mild Card, and more. Just a little more. Not, like, LOADS more, but more than just the

Let’s check out MAD About DC by personal hero Chip Zdarsky! Which results in calling a SAXaphone line.

Journey with me on my health journey. That’s what the doctor’s office called it, or maybe the online portal, or maybe a folder of crap

Shine on you crazy diamond. And shine on, my butt.

We take a break from that nerdy book shit to run a train on some questions.

Our continued delve into the origins.

We start in on a self-pub trash book to end all self-pub trash books. Or, maybe, to BEGIN all self-pub trash books!

NPR’s Podcast Start-Up Guide. WOW! SUCH ADVISEMENT!

Today we cover Vermis by Plastiboo and continue to uncover the horrors of my butthole PLUS a high school musical!

We cover Elliott Kalan’s Joke Farming and how it relates to my butthole.

Is love blind? Is it? Really? C’mon.

DISASTER! A NEW ENEMY!

It happened again! I got Legaulted AGAIN!

It’s time for Rhetoric Society Quarterly. Nobody else online is delivering you THIS kind of content.

We help the truly helpless and their holes.

My old nemesis, New York Times, returns for Turkey Day.

A return to roots.

We made it! OR DID WE!?

C’mon, the Arising. Like that Bruce Springsteen song?

Some kinda lady dracula.

#horror. I don’t understand why or how this all happened.

Well, this kind of ends up going to a pretty Helpful Snowman place.

Sleep for a thousand years? Sign me up!

What a Disgusteen development. Promised link: https://archive.org/details/redbar-boarding-school-story-part-2/Redbar+Boarding+School+Story+(Part+1).mp3

Not exactly ravaging, but, hey, it’s A MOVIE.

A movie that is pretty SFW for being NSFW.

Them shoals certainly is hollow…

Vishing for vishes.

There are so many movies with the same title that this could’ve been, but it wasn’t those, it was this.

Well there’s no way around it, this movie is called Toxic Retards. So there’s that.

Lady in Lake.

Love hurts me so badly I have to jog about it.

Disciple of Death, which is some kind of dracula.

Hearts be telling tales.

Saying I was Lukewarm on this one would be generous.

Massacring my sanity.

Camping NOT fun.

Aliens all by themselves.

Balaao? Ballaoo? Baloo? Ballaaoaoaoooao!

Ikenie Man: A GOOD MOVIE HITS THE PILE!

Let’s take a walk with thee.

Furry Gold!

Yesterday we had pale faces. Today the faces are Midnight Faces!

Those faces certainly are pale. They PALE in comparison to the less pale faces. If I had a pail for every face…

DANGER! USA!

Live from a dungeon!

An ode, a eulogy, a drive.

Not a friend of restaurants. Not on the texty level, anyway.

Let’s have a Disney Afternoon together. Maybe go to a prom. Find out who Vanessa Hudgens is.

Ugh, let’s wrap up this nerd nonsense, shall we?

A break from the books, let’s hit the road instead!

Continuation into the booksphere! Deeper into bookdom! How do you make books sound exciting?! You cannot!

Books are life. A part of my life. And now a part of yours. Whether you like it or not.

Continuing down the road of manuals. Because this counts.

Instructions for games, instructions for life.

Unruly concert crowds. AT CLASSICAL MUSIC CONCERTS.

Two nights! Live! In Denver! Similarly timed to Metallica! I trash a hotel room because I’m METAL.

Let’s finish this Grinch. Er, Ethan.

It is here, it is also here, get used to it. Because it is quite a looooooooong journey.

We have guests, we have 10 hot sauces and even HOTTER questions, like which car you would turn into or how you’re spending beauty points!

For some reason, I don’t think this started recording right when I meant to, but all you need to know is that I was telling

Back to the Grinch II by Uncle Dave? Uncle Bob?

I learn a little about the hammers of war from my bro.

We dive into the script for The Grinch II by noted screenwriter Uncle Bob.

Are the Japanese really better than us? Or, maybe, Am I putting up a fight about it?

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