Mambos 6-10

Mambo #6: List of weird venues where Lou Bega performed “Mambo #5.”

Mambo #7: List of women Lou Bega did not sleep with, but sort of wished he had.

Mambo #8: List of women Loud Bega did not sleep with, but sort of wished he had, but also convinced himself that the sex wouldn’t have been that good, and at this point it’s hard to know whether this is sour grapes or realistic on his part.

Mambo #9: List of women Lou Bega slept with and regretted sleeping with. Rather than use actual names, his nicknames for them were in their places (“Little bit of girl who threw away chicken drippings about 3 days prior but didn’t empty her garbage, all night long…”)

Mambo #10: List of fictional women that Bega would have slept with if he were a character that could cross between this world and the world of fiction, a Pagemaster of sorts.