Does Alec live in a hell house?
Spider man exploded all over in here.
Get ready, cuz this IS funny.
No place like Holmes.
Consider the possibilities…
Find out how to discover whether there’s a dead-y in your house.
Some spooooooky stuff. On other days. This one’s just a complaint.
An odd execution custom.
The open house of your nightmares.
A gloomy Sunday indeed.
A suicide club made for you and me.
We made it this far without pee. 6 days.
The haunted dolls of eBay.
Walter Potter and his Wonderful World.
Gore. Books of it.
In prep for Podoween, we look at something really scary. Perfume ads.
Yesterday I drank about…9 drinks? And today I ran 10 miles. This was pretty rough. As you can imagine. I had to go to sleep drunk, get up, putter around long enough to drink some water, deflate a cooler shaped… Continue Reading
You know, I mentioned running the mile a couple posts back. That dreaded day in gym class when you would run a full mile. What a stupid concept. Here’s the thing, I always thought it was idiotic because we’re supposed… Continue Reading
I wondered today how fast video game characters are. When you play Metroid, Samus is running the whole time. If it takes, I dunno, 8 hours to finish the game, that’s 8 hours of running. Not to mention puzzle solving,… Continue Reading
Ah, blisters. Of course they show up eventually. Blisters are inevitable if you’re running distance. You will get them eventually. The important thing isn’t avoiding blisters. The important thing is how you deal with them when they show up. Wait,… Continue Reading
Today was a rest/stretching day. I suck at stretching. I’m one of the least flexible people I’ve ever met. And yes, I ask people if they’re flexible all the time. Which comes off as very gross, but I can’t help… Continue Reading
Today is another Fartlek (speed play) run. The idea of speed play is kinda funny. I mean, that’s like when you hear someone worked at a factory and made it a game to see how many widgets they could assemble… Continue Reading
I’ve been neglecting my journey here, so we’re going to get caught up. Don’t worry, I made notes. I just haven’t had a ton of time to write full posts. But that’s going to change. I wanted to be clear… Continue Reading
In this one, the wallpaper is yellow as all get out.
We have a guest! A FLEX guest!
In this thrill-packed episode, we talk about stuff that happened. Into a microphone. For like an hour.
Shot Bloks? More like Shit Bloks. Wait, more like Shit Blocks. A Blok is not a thing. A Shot Bloke is a thing. That’s a dude you can drink with. A Shit Block is a thing. Believe me, that’s a… Continue Reading
The first time I ran 10 miles was pretty wild. Not so much for me as it was for my coach. At the end of every track and cross-country season, when it was clear you weren’t going to be competing… Continue Reading
There’s a lot of concern about viewing Monday’s eclipse. But don’t worry, there are plenty of safe, fun ways to get in on the fun. Just follow these tips and you’ll be fine! 1. While viewing the eclipse, don’t forget… Continue Reading
I don’t think this marathon is going to be life-changing. Based on the last one not being life-changing. I’m pretty sure running a marathon is on that list of life-changing events. With, I don’t know, skydiving, climbing Kiliminjaro, learning how… Continue Reading
Butt updates. Just what you wanted.
Something I forget about when I run less is how bad people are at not hitting (or almost hitting) me with their cars. To be fair, I don’t specifically remember being told how to not hit someone with a car… Continue Reading
There’s this book called Ultramarathon Man. In it, this dude, Dean Karnazes, talks about running ultramarathons. Which was pretty incredible, but not more incredible than his diet. Once, in the middle of a long run, he ordered a pizza: Half… Continue Reading
We talked a little about carrying water. But I don’t think I knew what I was getting into. I mean, look at all this stuff! Let’s look at some options. This is probably overkill. Also, I feel like this vest,… Continue Reading
I’m coming up to a problem. My long run this week is supposed to be 90 minutes. Which is a pretty long time to be doing anything. Let alone running out in the sun. Before long I’m going to need… Continue Reading
Long run. 80 minutes long. 80 minutes is a long time. It’s always been amazing to me that 80 minutes seems as long as it does when you’re running and as short as it does when you’re watching TV. Assuming… Continue Reading
Guests! Plus, the weirdest episode of Legends of Tomorrow. Was 9-11 an inside job?
Fartlek run. You read that right. Especially if it sounded like “fart lick” in your head, and especially if you laughed. So a fartlek is a word that means “speed play,” and just so happens to also sound like licking… Continue Reading
As our talk of bumper stickers continues, this one’s for the ladies. If I remember correctly, Jack fell down and broke his crown. He split his skull open. And apparently Jill is standing by his hospital bed, where he’s… Continue Reading
Jobs. We all need em. We allllllllll need em.
You know those white oval stickers that say 26.2 or 13.1 in them? I saw one on an electrician’s truck that said 0.0 I wasn’t sure if this was making fun of runners or if this might’ve been some inside… Continue Reading
There was a need to make an adjustment. See, on the weekend I’m headed to do some tubing. Which is a sport that involves drinking beers while floating down a river. This wouldn’t seem like something that would prevent me… Continue Reading
Run Forrest Run. This is STILL the go-to taunt to yell at a runner. I can’t figure it out. It’s so fucking old at this point. It references a movie that most folks under the age of 25 probably haven’t… Continue Reading
While running I’ve seen a lot of kitties. I don’t know why this keeps happening. I guess, as a runner, you see a lot more cats roaming about because you yourself are roaming about. This is a very underrated and… Continue Reading
This was the first long run that felt like a REALLY long run. Also, I downloaded a couple movie commentary tracks. Yes. That’s where I’ve gone for entertainment. I started with a Kevin Smith movie because I figured it’d have… Continue Reading
Some good shit;