Challenge: 7 Days, 7 Black & White Photos, No humans, No explanations, No nature, No old railroads, No dilapidated barns, No animals, No dick pics (boobs and butts ok BUT ONLY if not human), No cameras, No electricity, No posting the pics on Facebook, No dating anyone younger than half your age plus 7, No forcing your girlfriend to watch Se7en, No 7-Up, No chalkboards in pictures ever again ever, No ultrasound pictures until the damn thing looks like a baby, No gym pics, No beach pics, No driving pics, No pics where the flash is in use, No explaining to your mom in the comments how this works, No pics of other pics, No—

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Marathon Journey: Day 10

Last night was a cross-training day. So I hit the gymnasium. Not too long ago, when I used the word “gymnasium,” someone commented “I haven’t heard someone use the word ‘gymnasium’ since elementary school.” It’s true, most people say they’re… Continue Reading

Review: It

It by Stephen King My rating: 5 of 5 stars It’s great. Duh. Also, the longest book I’ve ever read. You might think you get it from the movie. But the first movie doesn’t do IT justice. Or do it… Continue Reading

Mambos 6-10

Mambo #6: List of weird venues where Lou Bega performed “Mambo #5.” Mambo #7: List of women Lou Bega did not sleep with, but sort of wished he had. Mambo #8: List of women Loud Bega did not sleep with,… Continue Reading