Helpful Snowman Newsletter

The first newsletter is basically the same kind of general nonsense you can expect here, but delivered to your inbox! It will look like you’re working! Email is work!

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Pete's Librarian Thoughts Newsletter

This is where I write about library stuff, including my groundbreaking series on library neutrality and my groundbreaking series (of one) on taking shits in the library.

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  • Well if it isn't my old friend, Annual Safety Training
    It’s very fitting that the episode of The Office about safety training ends with Michael on the roof. Safety training is both very depressing and full of bad ideas that sound kind of fun. At my library, we take an annual safety training for the office environment, which is hilarious because office safety is, essentially, […]
  • Booking Authors
    the don'ts. And, what the heck, some do's as well.
  • A Note On Subscriptions to this Newsletter
    You now have the option to pay for this newsletter. Hooray? Look, here’s the deal: I put some time in to this, I hope it’s valuable to you, and if you don’t want to pay for it, I’m not going to make you. I plan to make the same content available, regardless of whether or […]

Pete's PUMPkin Patch Newsletter

This one’s about fitness. Sort of. Non-Obnoxious fitness. Fitness for beginners or people looking to demystify the whole affair. 

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  • Shark Tank: Nitroforce Home Gym
    I’ve been watching a little Shark Tank this week (BUY! SELL! FINANCE WORDS!), and I’ve been having a blast with the fitness equipment, fitness systems, and diet products. The best was a bluetooth that got installed INSIDE YOUR BODY. Not really a fitness product, but a body mod that was legitimately crazy, and the guy […]
  • We're Back, And So Can You!
    wait...what?
  • For the Dog Owners
    If you'd be so kind...