Latte Art
Not really enjoying this latte foam art business anymore. Leaves. Leaves were fine. Hell, what else are you going to do at a coffee place?
Not really enjoying this latte foam art business anymore. Leaves. Leaves were fine. Hell, what else are you going to do at a coffee place?
Hotel Sex: “Alright…baby. The Holiday Inn Express is pulling into the station. At vagina junction. Ah, who am I kidding? I jacked off in a
I love how places have signs that say, “We proudly serve Starbucks coffee.” Like it’s really difficult. I serve Starbucks coffee, and I live in
The other day I was at the gym. Those of you that know where I go know that it seems to be a bottomless pit
Me: Uh, hi. GNC Guy: Hello. Is this your first time here? Me: Uh huh. GNC Guy: Well, welcome. I can see you’re not as
Probably one of my weirdest habits is spending a lot of time thinking in analogy. When someone tells me something, I can’t help but say,
You’ll have to excuse me for the shittiness of this picture. I was drunk and laughing my ass off. The need to know information here
Okay class, you’re going to be working on a research paper. [oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Please say we get library day. That is
I think I know why I like Atomic Robo so much: It’s everything that I was promised by the Iron Man movies. Iron Man is
Are you guys getting options at the ATM that I don’t see? Because I think you’re all pushing far more than 4 buttons right off
Age 5: This is my Winston from Ghostbusters. He does….he does this. I like my Venkman because he’s more funnier. I left him at home
Uh. Hi. Hi class. Uh, this is a book I read. It’s called Ninja Gaiden. It was really good. Um, the bosses, I mean, the
Colored Pencils- As art moved forward and there was a strong desire to put professional tools in the hands of the average person, many different
Much to my dismay, what did I see at the grocery store this fine, fine spring eve? Yuuuup. This is a thing. Now, to save
Ahem. If I may. Why in the name of holy fuck would a person use packing peanuts when sending TOWELS in the mail? I am
Good Evening, Before we go to far, I recognize that I’m a white male who has very little interest in the well-being of Angelina Jolie’s
It’s been over a year. It’s time for me to throw in the towel on this one. Before I write this review, I would like
Spec Ops: the Line. That is too many words plus a colon, so let’s just agree to call it “Spool.” I know that doesn’t really
Hi, everyone! Welcome to Pete’s Freezer Meal Seminar! Today we’re going to learn about making large quantities of food, freezing portions and feeding yourself for
Wow, what a nice bathroom, huh? Haven’t you always wanted to sit face-to-face with someone while they were shitting? To see every contortion and strain
Yeah, those are what you think they are. That’s a whole collection of wooden tokens from the orthodontist. Baby. It takes a man of a
Cord management, AKA a hole. What an amazing feature. Absolutely incredible. Let me just ask, in what other cases does a hole constitute management? A
Mmmmm….. Nothing like food spattered all over the inside of a Tupperware perfectly clouded by the ravages of dishwashers and time. What an appetizing treat
Quickly, while we’re looking at this, can someone explain to me why it would be necessary to print Not For Resale on this sticker? Who
Ah, THERE’S the unintended catalyst for the uncontrollable crying jag that I’ve been waiting for.
Forever? I didn’t even race for the better part of a day. Supposedly you can start this book twice. At the beginning you choose to
Okay, I figured I had a decent chance on this one. Unlike seeking the yeti or getting along with martians, running track is something I’ve
Balls! Balls, balls, balls! This being my third adventure of choosing, I decided to take a different tack. I thought, “Well, trying to figure out
Another failure. Damnation. This one was actually quite the spectacular failure, and the way you know that you’ve failed at a Choose Your Own Adventure
Damn it! I thought I might try my way through some of these books to see if I’ve gotten any smarter since childhood. I was
Dearest Worshippers, Well, it’s clear now that I won’t be names pope. Ain’t that a bitch? Haha, but seriously, all in all, I think we
Hey guys, this Looney Tunes stuff is going great, huh? Now the studio is telling us that we have free reign. Do whatever we want.
We, the COG (Coalition of Ordered Ground-level apartments) will not rest until this ant menace is destroyed. We will fight them on the surface, and
“After about two days I was clawing at the walls. Get me outta here, you know? I just wanted to be outside or doing work
9 AM: “Hey, welcome back! How was your vacation?” Oh man, it was awesome! The flight was a little bumpy, but the captain got on
Well guys, this was a weird one. I read some reprinted comics in the volume I Shall Destroy All Civilized Planets which included a
The world of board games was set alight by the announcement that Monopoly would be replacing a piece. Not since checkers introduced the innovation of
Unbeknownst to him, Pete sired a son several years ago. He thought he beknownst that this was impossible without engaging in sexy sex with a
I’m real bad at this fucking game. But I showed some skeletons WHAT!
I don’t really know how to rate this. Not because it’s a bad book. It’s a really good book. It feels weird to rate it.
Unbeknownst to him, Pete sired a son several years ago. He thought he beknownst that this was impossible without engaging in sexy sex with a
Unbeknownst to him, Pete sired a son several years ago. He thought he beknownst that this was impossible without engaging in sexy sex with a