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Latte Art

Not really enjoying this latte foam art business anymore.  Leaves.  Leaves were fine.  Hell, what else are you going to do at a coffee place?

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Proudly Serving Starbucks

I love how places have signs that say, “We proudly serve Starbucks coffee.”  Like it’s really difficult.  I serve Starbucks coffee, and I live in

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New Lows

The other day I was at the gym.  Those of you that know where I go know that it seems to be a bottomless pit

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Wyngz

Much to my dismay, what did I see at the grocery store this fine, fine spring eve? Yuuuup.  This is a thing.  Now, to save

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Towel Safety

Ahem. If I may. Why in the name of holy fuck would a person use packing peanuts when sending TOWELS in the mail? I am

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Spec Ops: the Line

Spec Ops: the Line. That is too many words plus a colon, so let’s just agree to call it “Spool.” I know that doesn’t really

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Pete’s Freezer Meal Class

Hi, everyone!  Welcome to Pete’s  Freezer Meal Seminar!  Today we’re going to learn about making large quantities of food, freezing portions and feeding yourself for

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What a Bathroom

Wow, what a nice bathroom, huh? Haven’t you always wanted to sit face-to-face with someone while they were shitting? To see every contortion and strain

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Rich Bastard

Yeah, those are what you think they are. That’s a whole collection of wooden tokens from the orthodontist. Baby. It takes a man of a

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Delicious!

Mmmmm….. Nothing like food spattered all over the inside of a Tupperware perfectly clouded by the ravages of dishwashers and time. What an appetizing treat

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*tear*

Ah, THERE’S the unintended catalyst for the uncontrollable crying jag that I’ve been waiting for.

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My Concession Speech

Dearest Worshippers, Well, it’s clear now that I won’t be names pope.  Ain’t that a bitch? Haha, but seriously, all in all, I think we

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New Monopoly Piece

The world of board games was set alight by the announcement that Monopoly would be replacing a piece.  Not since checkers introduced the innovation of

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